A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her. After following her for a while, he turned…
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My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
"Are we expecting guests?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much fucking bread?" Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My neighbor returned from the garden center with six…
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” attempt, riffing on the original potato joke: Joke Poo: How many rolls of toilet paper does it take to stop a plumber from fixing a blocked…
How did Alan Greenspan answer his wife when she asked him “do these jeans make me look fat?”
He looked her up and down, cleared his throat, and said: "While there are indications of some unanticipated expansion, I want to caution that the underlying fundamentals appear sound. We must, however,…
Did you hear about the guy who was sexually aroused by envelopes?
He came in the mail Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your envelope joke, maintaining a similar comedic structure: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Did you hear about…
Why does spider-man have such snappy comebacks?
With great power comes great response ability. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your Spider-Man joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Toilet Get a Promotion at the Sewage Treatment Plant? Because…
At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except for one guy. “Didn’t you understand my joke?” the manager asked him. “Oh, I understood it, but I resigned yesterday.” Joke Poo: The Compost Critique A…
A Boeing 777 was lumbering along at just under 500 mph.
A Boeing 777 was lumbering along at just under 500 mph at 33,000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2. The young F-16 pilot decided to show…
I’m writing a musical about an exchange student who becomes a nanny in Canada and garners a following when she blogs about it. It’s called…
The Fandom of the Au Pair, Eh? Joke Poo: Title: The Diarrhea of the Bear I’m writing a nature documentary about a grizzly bear who unexpectedly develops a severe case of food…
Why did the nose wear a condom?
He didn't want to get sniffilis. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the toilet wear a helmet? Because it didn’t want to get…