Category: Why Did

The cop goes over to the guy and says, “You were going over 90 mph in a 55 mph zone. I’m gonna have to write you a ticket for that, sir.” “Could…

Everyone who knows him says he really turned himself around. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Hokey Pokey Killer joke: Joke Poo: The Compost King The Exterminator decided to stop…

Because he couldn’t see that well. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: Why did the Sanitation Worker quit his job? Because he just couldn’t stand…

let minnow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the “Let Minnow” fish joke, titled “Mascara Mayhem”: Title: Mascara Mayhem I just opened a new eyelash extension salon… Let…

…my foot Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original with a title and twist: Joke Poo: What’s So Full of Beans? What has five stems, a fuzzy…

They didn't like Imperial Rule Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Star Wars metric joke, playing on the word association and delivering a slightly absurd twist: Joke…