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Son burn Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Worm Turnover What do you call it when a compost bin’s earthworms collectively start publishing scathing…

All he ever said was, "I am Grout." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the “I am Grout” joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: I am Root I hired a sentient,…

Beef stroganoff Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the cow masturbation joke: Title: Joke Poo What do you call it when a snail self-pleasures? …Slow Strokin’. Alright, let’s…

Boo-tox Joke Poo: What do plumbers use to unclog haunted toilets? Goo-gone. Alright, let’s dissect this spooky joke! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do ghosts use to get rid of wrinkles?” – This…

I'm Still Standing Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Viagra joke: Joke Poo: What’s a constipated mathematician’s favorite number? \ … Two. Alright, let’s get to work…

Nothing, it just waved Joke Poo: Title: What did the Toilet say to the Plunger? Nothing, it just flushed. Alright, let’s dive into this punny ocean joke! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What did…

What kind of a job does a glassblower have? A blow job! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the glassblower joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What kind…