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My wife always zones out when I try to talk at length about ancient civilizations.

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

She says I just Babylon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your ancient civilization joke: Joke Poo: The Potting Shed My husband always loses focus when I start…

A man went to jail for a racist rant in an elevator.

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

The judge said it was wrong on so many levels. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Plumber’s Lament A…

What do you say when someone throws a jar of mayonnaise at you?

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

What the Hellman? Joke Poo: Title: What the Soil?! Joke: What do you say when someone throws a bag of fertilizer at you? What the Compost?! Alright, let’s analyze this mayonnaise mayhem!…

How do KFC get their corn on the cob so smooth?

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

They use a kernel sander. Joke Poo: Title: How does a Michelin-starred chef prepare their mashed potatoes? Answer: They start with a pureé-ty grater. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then…

How does princess Leia get off during sex?

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hand solo Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the Princess Leia joke: Joke Poo: The Bard’s Bottom Line Why did Shakespeare struggle to finish writing Act V…

Why are sea lions so bad at coding?

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

They only understand 1 Boolean operator; or or or or! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the sea lion coding joke: Title: Joke Poo Why are garden gnomes so terrible at…

What do ducks love about the Fourth of July?

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Fire crackers Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do flies find attractive about the port-a-potty on a hot summer day?…

A Fake (Hawaiian) License Plate

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Back in 1992, just prior to my departure from Schofield Barracks, I decided some "payback" was due to my Platoon Sergeant. I used Harvard Graphics (pre-MS-PowerPoint) to make some fake car license…

Those pathetic humans are trying to control nature again, but they’ll never halt a river as strong as me!

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Well, I'll be dammed…" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original: Joke Poo: Starship Stool “Those primitive space pirates are trying to stop my cargo shipment with…

An old guy goes out ice fishing.

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He drills a big hole in the ice, sits on a stool and tries to catch something. He's there for over an hour, and not a nibble. A young kid does the…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.

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