She says I just Babylon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your ancient civilization joke: Joke Poo: The Potting Shed My husband always loses focus when I start…
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A man went to jail for a racist rant in an elevator.
The judge said it was wrong on so many levels. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Plumber’s Lament A…
What do you say when someone throws a jar of mayonnaise at you?
What the Hellman? Joke Poo: Title: What the Soil?! Joke: What do you say when someone throws a bag of fertilizer at you? What the Compost?! Alright, let’s analyze this mayonnaise mayhem!…
How do KFC get their corn on the cob so smooth?
They use a kernel sander. Joke Poo: Title: How does a Michelin-starred chef prepare their mashed potatoes? Answer: They start with a pureé-ty grater. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then…
How does princess Leia get off during sex?
A hand solo Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the Princess Leia joke: Joke Poo: The Bard’s Bottom Line Why did Shakespeare struggle to finish writing Act V…
Why are sea lions so bad at coding?
They only understand 1 Boolean operator; or or or or! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the sea lion coding joke: Title: Joke Poo Why are garden gnomes so terrible at…
What do ducks love about the Fourth of July?
Fire crackers Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do flies find attractive about the port-a-potty on a hot summer day?…
A Fake (Hawaiian) License Plate
Back in 1992, just prior to my departure from Schofield Barracks, I decided some "payback" was due to my Platoon Sergeant. I used Harvard Graphics (pre-MS-PowerPoint) to make some fake car license…
Those pathetic humans are trying to control nature again, but they’ll never halt a river as strong as me!
"Well, I'll be dammed…" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original: Joke Poo: Starship Stool “Those primitive space pirates are trying to stop my cargo shipment with…
An old guy goes out ice fishing.
He drills a big hole in the ice, sits on a stool and tries to catch something. He's there for over an hour, and not a nibble. A young kid does the…