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What is July 4 to those who have lost their independence?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

In Depends Day Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the “July 4th/Depends Day” joke: Joke Poo: What is Thanksgiving to a family who forgot to thaw the turkey? In-digestion Day. Alright,…

Two married marine biologists have a competition.

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

They want to see which one of them can discover a new species first. After much searching, the wife finally manages to find a new species before her husband. She decides to…

What did the male deer say after leaving the gay bar?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I can’t believe I blew 20 bucks in there. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the structure and surprise of the original: Joke Poo: What Did the Gardener Say…

An old lighthouse keeper was nearing retirement and decided to hire a younger man to take over for him when the time came.

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He invited the young man for a tour of the structure, a tall building sitting on an isolated island miles away from shore. The voyage to the lighthouse was a rough one…

A farmer has been farting a lot.

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…

What do you get Xena, Warrior Princess, for her birthday?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

An Amazon gift card. Joke Poo: Title: What do you get a constipated mathematician? Punchline: Number Two. Alright, let’s dissect this comedic offering! Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What do you get Xena, Warrior…

Why isn’t it advisable for foreign nationals to buy or drive electric cars while in the United States?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because a battery charge would get them deported. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo: Tech Support Woes”: Joke Poo: Tech Support Woes Why…

What happens when you put a plus sign, on a dress?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It becomes an address. Joke Poo: What happens when you give a map, to a plumber? It becomes an indoor us. Alright, let’s break down this joke! Deconstruction: Setup: “What happens when…

What did the librarian say to the accountant, who was yelling at her to pay him for his services?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Shhhhh! Use your in-voice!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Protest What did the opera singer say to the plumber, who was…

Give a man a parachute

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

And he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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