In Depends Day Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the “July 4th/Depends Day” joke: Joke Poo: What is Thanksgiving to a family who forgot to thaw the turkey? In-digestion Day. Alright,…
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Two married marine biologists have a competition.
They want to see which one of them can discover a new species first. After much searching, the wife finally manages to find a new species before her husband. She decides to…
What did the male deer say after leaving the gay bar?
I can’t believe I blew 20 bucks in there. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the structure and surprise of the original: Joke Poo: What Did the Gardener Say…
An old lighthouse keeper was nearing retirement and decided to hire a younger man to take over for him when the time came.
He invited the young man for a tour of the structure, a tall building sitting on an isolated island miles away from shore. The voyage to the lighthouse was a rough one…
A farmer has been farting a lot.
He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…
What do you get Xena, Warrior Princess, for her birthday?
An Amazon gift card. Joke Poo: Title: What do you get a constipated mathematician? Punchline: Number Two. Alright, let’s dissect this comedic offering! Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What do you get Xena, Warrior…
Why isn’t it advisable for foreign nationals to buy or drive electric cars while in the United States?
Because a battery charge would get them deported. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo: Tech Support Woes”: Joke Poo: Tech Support Woes Why…
What happens when you put a plus sign, on a dress?
It becomes an address. Joke Poo: What happens when you give a map, to a plumber? It becomes an indoor us. Alright, let’s break down this joke! Deconstruction: Setup: “What happens when…
What did the librarian say to the accountant, who was yelling at her to pay him for his services?
"Shhhhh! Use your in-voice!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Protest What did the opera singer say to the plumber, who was…
Give a man a parachute
And he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the…