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Politician dies and gets to chose between Heaven and Hell (it’s not that one)

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…

What do you call an irrational fear of homes?

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

Domatophobia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the irrational fear of homes joke. Title: Joke Poo: Egotistophobia What do you call an irrational fear that everyone else is…

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

From a catalog Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Michael Jackson joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: How did a Cautious Chef Season His Soup? From a recipe, he measured…

If you can raed tijs whit no porlqebm, sit baecaus yuor ujst taht sarmt.

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

yro’ue ! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by the scrambled text joke: Original Joke (implied): The humor comes from the reader being able to understand scrambled text, implying…

Say what you will about the South, but….

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

nobody ever retires and moves up North. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: Say what you will about space exploration, but… …nobody ever successfully…

What do you get when 5 fish are divided by 2?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Tuna half. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Silicon Calculation What do you get when you divide 8 silicon wafers by 2? …Semi-conductors. Alright, let’s break down…

My GGGrandmas joke

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

So back in the day my great great grandmother worked at one of the small towns being settled out on the Great lakes, back then they'd get shipments of food and other…

If anal sex were an Olympic sport, I would definitely win the silver medal.

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

I always end up coming in number 2. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Competitive Naptime If competitive napping were an Olympic sport, I’d…

I had to apologise to the old lady across the street for accidentally flashing my willy at her….

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said don’t worry, it’s no biggie. Joke Poo: The Parrot’s Apology I had to apologize to the pet shop owner for my parrot accidentally mimicking a construction worker all day… He…

Autopsy Club

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is Open Mike night! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the autopsy club joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Circle Super…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?

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