Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
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What do you call an irrational fear of homes?
Domatophobia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the irrational fear of homes joke. Title: Joke Poo: Egotistophobia What do you call an irrational fear that everyone else is…
How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Michael Jackson joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: How did a Cautious Chef Season His Soup? From a recipe, he measured…
If you can raed tijs whit no porlqebm, sit baecaus yuor ujst taht sarmt.
yro’ue ! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by the scrambled text joke: Original Joke (implied): The humor comes from the reader being able to understand scrambled text, implying…
Say what you will about the South, but….
nobody ever retires and moves up North. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: Say what you will about space exploration, but… …nobody ever successfully…
What do you get when 5 fish are divided by 2?
Tuna half. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Silicon Calculation What do you get when you divide 8 silicon wafers by 2? …Semi-conductors. Alright, let’s break down…
My GGGrandmas joke
So back in the day my great great grandmother worked at one of the small towns being settled out on the Great lakes, back then they'd get shipments of food and other…
If anal sex were an Olympic sport, I would definitely win the silver medal.
I always end up coming in number 2. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Competitive Naptime If competitive napping were an Olympic sport, I’d…
I had to apologise to the old lady across the street for accidentally flashing my willy at her….
She said don’t worry, it’s no biggie. Joke Poo: The Parrot’s Apology I had to apologize to the pet shop owner for my parrot accidentally mimicking a construction worker all day… He…
Autopsy Club
Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is Open Mike night! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the autopsy club joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Circle Super…