A can't nibble Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the cannibal joke, titled "Joke Poo: Potty Humor Edition": Original Joke: What do you call a cannibal without teeth?…
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What are the three main signs of an impending stroke?
Kleenex, hand-cream and pornography Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the stroke joke, keeping a similar structure but changing the key elements: Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Nightmare What are…
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A BaBOOM! Joke Poo: Title: What do you call a chef in a chocolate factory? Answer: A FUDGE up! Alright, let’s dissect this explosive joke! Original Joke Analysis: Setup: "What do you…
When driving, what’s your favourite gear?
Mine is reverse, it really takes me back Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Compost Crafter When gardening, what’s your favorite decomposition…
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken Original Joke: Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wasn’t a chicken. Joke Poo: Why Did The Salmon Cross the Stream? Why did the salmon…
What do you get when you mix human DNA with Orca DNA?
You get kicked out of SeaWorld Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What do you get when you mix a Michelin-star…
Just Fred!
A FLORIDA Highway Patrol officer stops a man on a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the…
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Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers…
A blonde moment.
One day a blonde came home from school, excited, and said to her mother, “Hey, Mom! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but…
If you don’t think there’s more than one way to say a cow is approaching…
Well then you've got an udder thing comin' Okay, here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: "If you don’t think there’s more than one way to say…