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What do you call a cannibal without teeth?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A can't nibble Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the cannibal joke, titled "Joke Poo: Potty Humor Edition": Original Joke: What do you call a cannibal without teeth?…

What are the three main signs of an impending stroke?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Kleenex, hand-cream and pornography Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the stroke joke, keeping a similar structure but changing the key elements: Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Nightmare What are…

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A BaBOOM! Joke Poo: Title: What do you call a chef in a chocolate factory? Answer: A FUDGE up! Alright, let’s dissect this explosive joke! Original Joke Analysis: Setup: "What do you…

When driving, what’s your favourite gear?

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mine is reverse, it really takes me back Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Compost Crafter When gardening, what’s your favorite decomposition…

Why did the duck cross the road?

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because he wasn't a chicken Original Joke: Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wasn’t a chicken. Joke Poo: Why Did The Salmon Cross the Stream? Why did the salmon…

What do you get when you mix human DNA with Orca DNA?

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

You get kicked out of SeaWorld Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What do you get when you mix a Michelin-star…

Just Fred!

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

A FLORIDA Highway Patrol officer stops a man on a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the…

Upvoting will only encourage me.

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers…

A blonde moment.

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day a blonde came home from school, excited, and said to her mother, “Hey, Mom! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but…

If you don’t think there’s more than one way to say a cow is approaching…

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Well then you've got an udder thing comin' Okay, here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: "If you don’t think there’s more than one way to say…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.

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