Gin and Teutonic. Joke Poo: Title: Stool Sample Joke: What does a microbiologist order at a coffee shop? A fecal latte. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then spice it up! Joke…
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To the guy who invented zero…
Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the zero joke: Title: Joke Poo To the person who invented those automatic hand dryers in public restrooms… Thanks…
Aliens are invading Earth and humanity’s fate resides in telling them ONE original joke
Alien Commander: “Humans! After centuries of observation, we’ve concluded that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Judging by your endless reposts on r/Jokes… your species has failed. Total eradication begins unless…
Geologist decided to quit his job…
His company was taking him for granite Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the geologist joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Lament A plumber decided to take an early retirement… His boss was…
There was a farmer who hated aphids destroying crops
He yelled “go fuck yourselves” and they grew in numbers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the farmer and aphids joke: Joke Poo: The Complimenting Compost There was a gardener who…
I once taught an essay-writing class to inmates
It had its prose and cons. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Code Brown I once managed the IT department for a daycare… It…
I just came up with a new business idea!
Renting out equipment for safe autoerotic asphyxiation. I'm calling it AirBRB! Joke Poo: I just came up with a new service for gardeners! Renting out trained, miniature badgers to safely and efficiently…
The mayor wanted to get more townspeople to attend the city council meetings.
One council member suggested bringing in a hypnotist to do a show for everyone. They thought it was a great idea. A few weeks later, the town hall was packed, and the…
i got arrested today for walking out of a museum with a painting
i was so confused because earlier i asked security if i could take a picture and he said yes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Dog Park Dilemma":…
Whats the difference between God and a surgeon?
God doesn't think he's a surgeon Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the "God and a Surgeon" joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Comedian and the AI": Joke Poo:…