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What does a German order in a cocktail bar?

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Gin and Teutonic. Joke Poo: Title: Stool Sample Joke: What does a microbiologist order at a coffee shop? A fecal latte. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then spice it up! Joke…

To the guy who invented zero…

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the zero joke: Title: Joke Poo To the person who invented those automatic hand dryers in public restrooms… Thanks…

Aliens are invading Earth and humanity’s fate resides in telling them ONE original joke

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Alien Commander: “Humans! After centuries of observation, we’ve concluded that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Judging by your endless reposts on r/Jokes… your species has failed. Total eradication begins unless…

Geologist decided to quit his job…

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

His company was taking him for granite Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the geologist joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Lament A plumber decided to take an early retirement… His boss was…

There was a farmer who hated aphids destroying crops

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

He yelled “go fuck yourselves” and they grew in numbers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the farmer and aphids joke: Joke Poo: The Complimenting Compost There was a gardener who…

I once taught an essay-writing class to inmates

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

It had its prose and cons. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Code Brown I once managed the IT department for a daycare… It…

I just came up with a new business idea!

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Renting out equipment for safe autoerotic asphyxiation. I'm calling it AirBRB! Joke Poo: I just came up with a new service for gardeners! Renting out trained, miniature badgers to safely and efficiently…

The mayor wanted to get more townspeople to attend the city council meetings.

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

One council member suggested bringing in a hypnotist to do a show for everyone. They thought it was a great idea. A few weeks later, the town hall was packed, and the…

i got arrested today for walking out of a museum with a painting

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

i was so confused because earlier i asked security if i could take a picture and he said yes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Dog Park Dilemma":…

Whats the difference between God and a surgeon?

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

God doesn't think he's a surgeon Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the "God and a Surgeon" joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Comedian and the AI": Joke Poo:…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?

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