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A man foolishly asked his wife why she kept staring out of the window.

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Taking a very deep breath she replied, "I'm really fed up with the state of Mrs Brown's blinds. Mrs Perkins' aren't much better. And that Mrs Lewis – scruffy cow. Look at…

What do you call a blowup doll with white eyes?

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Full Okay, here’s a new joke playing off the original, aiming for a similar (but hopefully still funny) impact: Joke Poo: What do you call a teddy bear with sawdust eyes? Stuffed….

A sticky situation.

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…

Women are like eggs…

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Best not to keep them in the fridge Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the egg joke: Joke Poo: Politicians are Like Compost Politicians are like compost… Best to spread them…

How does an ancient Mesopotamian write reports?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sumerizes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on your Mesopotamian joke: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a politician? Because he knew how to deal with a lot of……

What is the leading cause of dry skin in people?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Towels Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What’s the leading cause of smelly diapers in babies? Answer: The Stork. Okay, let’s break down this joke and then…

Why should all military personnel wear uniforms?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

To minimise casual tees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why did the kindergarten teacher ban all crayons with labels? To minimise casual names….

Why don’t vegans like to talk about sex?

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

They don't want to admit that a piece of meat can make them happy Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by the vegan sex joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title:…

Every dentist I have been to has been super bigoted

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

They keep telling me that my teeth need to be straight and white Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the dentist joke, titled "The Landscaper’s Complaint": Joke Poo:…

Did you hear about the company making pitas for women?

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

They don't have pockets. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the pita bread joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Did you hear about the tech company designing smart…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars

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