Taking a very deep breath she replied, "I'm really fed up with the state of Mrs Brown's blinds. Mrs Perkins' aren't much better. And that Mrs Lewis – scruffy cow. Look at…
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What do you call a blowup doll with white eyes?
Full Okay, here’s a new joke playing off the original, aiming for a similar (but hopefully still funny) impact: Joke Poo: What do you call a teddy bear with sawdust eyes? Stuffed….
A sticky situation.
A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…
Women are like eggs…
Best not to keep them in the fridge Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the egg joke: Joke Poo: Politicians are Like Compost Politicians are like compost… Best to spread them…
How does an ancient Mesopotamian write reports?
He sumerizes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on your Mesopotamian joke: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a politician? Because he knew how to deal with a lot of……
What is the leading cause of dry skin in people?
Towels Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What’s the leading cause of smelly diapers in babies? Answer: The Stork. Okay, let’s break down this joke and then…
Why should all military personnel wear uniforms?
To minimise casual tees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why did the kindergarten teacher ban all crayons with labels? To minimise casual names….
Why don’t vegans like to talk about sex?
They don't want to admit that a piece of meat can make them happy Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by the vegan sex joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title:…
Every dentist I have been to has been super bigoted
They keep telling me that my teeth need to be straight and white Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the dentist joke, titled "The Landscaper’s Complaint": Joke Poo:…
Did you hear about the company making pitas for women?
They don't have pockets. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the pita bread joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Did you hear about the tech company designing smart…