…two bears in a wool sock! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the "Hotter Than Two Bears" joke: Joke Poo: Busier Than… …three toddlers sharing one iPad! Alright, let’s…
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Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia?
To make you number. Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers…? Original Joke: Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia? To make you number. Joke Poo: Why do plumbers make…
What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything?
Chad gpt Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything? Chad GPT" joke, aiming for a similar structure…
I got a letter of apology that was a series of dots and dashes.
Turns out it was written in remorse code. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: The Aroma of Regret I received a passive-aggressive email from my landlord. It was just a series of scented…
Chronic masturbators must hate golf.
Their score is better the less strokes they take. Joke Poo: Chronic Nappers Chronic nappers must hate competitive hot dog eating. Their ranking is better the less wieners they take. Alright, let’s…
Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?
She wanted her man to come into money. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a different premise and punchline:…
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised". Okay, I’ll take the chemist/construction worker joke and give it a "Joke Poo" makeover. Title: Joke Poo – The Cloud Architect How do you tell the difference…
On a scale of 1 to 10 how poor are you?
I don't even have a scale. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled "Toilet Troubles": Toilet Troubles On a scale of 1 to 10, how clogged is your toilet? …I don’t even…
I asked my brother if he would tell me the Greek word for “knowledge”
He said "No, sis," which wasn't very helpful. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Code Comment": Code Comment I asked my coworker if he would…
A Man Is Up In Court, Charged With Assaulting His Best Friend With A Hammer
As the judge reads out the details of the case, a voice from the back of the court shouts out ‘You lousy bastard!’ The judge calls for order and goes on to…