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It’s hotter than…

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

…two bears in a wool sock! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the "Hotter Than Two Bears" joke: Joke Poo: Busier Than… …three toddlers sharing one iPad! Alright, let’s…

Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia?

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

To make you number. Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers…? Original Joke: Why do surgeons make you count down when they administer anesthesia? To make you number. Joke Poo: Why do plumbers make…

What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Chad gpt Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything? Chad GPT" joke, aiming for a similar structure…

I got a letter of apology that was a series of dots and dashes.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Turns out it was written in remorse code. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: The Aroma of Regret I received a passive-aggressive email from my landlord. It was just a series of scented…

Chronic masturbators must hate golf.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Their score is better the less strokes they take. Joke Poo: Chronic Nappers Chronic nappers must hate competitive hot dog eating. Their ranking is better the less wieners they take. Alright, let’s…

Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

She wanted her man to come into money. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a different premise and punchline:…

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker?

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ask them to pronounce "unionised". Okay, I’ll take the chemist/construction worker joke and give it a "Joke Poo" makeover. Title: Joke Poo – The Cloud Architect How do you tell the difference…

On a scale of 1 to 10 how poor are you?

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

I don't even have a scale. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled "Toilet Troubles": Toilet Troubles On a scale of 1 to 10, how clogged is your toilet? …I don’t even…

I asked my brother if he would tell me the Greek word for “knowledge”

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said "No, sis," which wasn't very helpful. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Code Comment": Code Comment I asked my coworker if he would…

A Man Is Up In Court, Charged With Assaulting His Best Friend With A Hammer

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

As the judge reads out the details of the case, a voice from the back of the court shouts out ‘You lousy bastard!’ The judge calls for order and goes on to…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny

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