The undivided attention of the Hulk. Joke Poo: What do you have if you have a tiny, shimmering, almost invisible speck of fairy dust in your left hand and a tiny, shimmering,…
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One my 11 year old daughter made up – What kind of shoes do dogs wear?
Barkenstocks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your daughter’s clever pun: Joke Poo: What kind of underwear do cats wear? Catty Bloomers! Alright, let’s break down this "Barkenstocks"…
My favorite Soviet era joke:
Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All 3 shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third…
The world champion baker retired from bread-making
They said they had nothing left to prove. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled accordingly: Original Joke: The world champion baker retired from bread-making….
Rural Indian kid Joke
A rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school…
I asked a chicken what kind of books he liked to read
He told me he's a big fan of poultry Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your chicken joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Connoisseur I asked a worm what kind of literature…
Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?
So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…
‘But why are you a lesbian?’ the person asked with curiosity.
I responded… ‘Because I’m allergic to nuts.’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Literary Critique "But why did you give…
What do you call a baby born in a brothel?
A brothel-sprout. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the brothel joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call a book published in a restroom? A toilet paper-back….
What’s a question that applies to golfers and porn stars?
How many holes you doing today? Joke Poo: What’s in the Box? What’s a question you might ask both a professional mover and a magician? How many vanishing acts do you have…