Its called Chat GST Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, playing on the same pun/wordplay structure: Joke Poo: The Dung Deal So apparently the local stable has outsourced all…
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My chameleon won’t change colour
He’s got a reptile disfunction. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the chameleon joke: Joke Poo: The Sculptor’s Block My marble sculptor can’t finish any statues. He’s suffering…
What do they call the terrible twos in Florida?
A midlife crisis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What Do They Call the Terrible Twos in Outer Space? An existential crisis. Alright, let’s…
What’s French word for a small injury?
Labubu Joke Poo: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? Original Joke: What’s French word for a small injury? Labubu New Joke: What’s a Plumber’s Favorite Snack? A poo-tee pie! Alright, let’s break down…
Why did JM Barrie name his play Peter Pan?
Dick Skillet just didn't have the same ring to it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Why Did Quentin Tarantino Direct Reservoir Dogs? Because…
I’ve borrowed so much money from so many people that no one wants to be my friend anymore.
I'm so loanely Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo I’ve told so many terrible jokes to so many people that no one wants to be around me anymore….
Hammerless Homocides
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…
What is blue but not heavy?
Light blue! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo: Brown Baggage”: Joke Poo: Brown Baggage What’s brown, but doesn’t fly well? … Grounded UPS!…
There once was a man from Cork
There once was a man from Cork, who got limericks and haiku confused Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: There once was a bear in the loo There once was a bear…
Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston?
He was ushering in a raggaessance! Original Joke: Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston? He was ushering in a raggaessance! Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a food…