And asks the bartender for a strong drink. As he's making the drink, the bartender asks the man what happened. "It was my wife's birthday yesterday, and I told her I bought…
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You want to know how I know Astrology is all made up?
Twins. Most of them aren't even Gemini. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: The Recycling Bin of Expertise You want to know how I know that "Life Coaches" are full of it? Divorcees….
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s fully groan Joke Poo: Original Joke: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan. New Joke: When does a toilet become a comedian? Answer: When it’s…
What do you call someone who dies in the most chill way possible?
A casualty Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that’s really good at cleaning up after itself? … A…
I only own 2 types of clothes. I wear my gym clothes when I exercise. For formal occassions
I wear my James clothes. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Dog Poo I only have two kinds of dog bags. I…
How do you spot a necrophiliac on Valentine’s Day?
He'll be giving flowers at the mortuary. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, aiming to keep the same kind of dark, observational humor: Title: Joke Poo: Digital Romance How…
The 1910s-1930s can be described as, “war, party, depression, war”.
The 2010s-2030s can be described the same way, except we skipped the party. Joke Poo: The Algorithm Original Joke: The 1910s-1930s can be described as, "war, party, depression, war". The 2010s-2030s can…
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Said the sadomasochist Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: "Always proofread your work carefully," Said the Grammarly Premium subscription. Okay, let’s dissect this joke. Elements…
The answer is 1.5. What is the question?
When introducing himself, how many times will James Bond say his own name? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your given joke, trying to maintain a similar structure and comedic feel:…
I have a pet newt. I named him “Tiny”.
because he's my newt. Original Joke: I have a pet newt. I named him "Tiny" because he’s my newt. Joke Poo: The Dog’s Business I have a pet dog. I named him…