I only just found out. I always thought he was just a "theoretical physicist". But nah, turns out he was a genuine maths debator Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo"…
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Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can. Because he can't make a fist. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist. Joke Poo: Why does a politician…
I was bored yesterday so….
I looked up the numbers to local Best Western Hotels. I would call them and when they answered “Best Western” I’d say….”True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up. Joke Poo: Call…
Q: why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original: Joke Poo: Why Did the Gardener Cross the Garden? His trowel was stuck…
Children’s Logic
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't…
How did 50 Cent got his stage name?
Somebody said to him "be the change you wish to see in the world." Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, playing with the same idea of literal misinterpretation and…
There was a vampire who went to medical school and became an ear, nose and throat specialist.
He was pretty good at the first two but kind of sucked at the last one. Joke Poo: There was a group of particularly ambitious dung beetles who all decided to attend…
What are your dogs’ names?
Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers." Joke Poo: What Does Your Garden Grow? What are your plants’ names? Me: "Diesel and Unleaded." "Isn’t that…
My friend asked me how i got all my karma
I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…