Category: Why Did

It saw the salad dressing Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled "Accidental Fertilizer": Title: Accidental Fertilizer Why did the rose suddenly bloom overnight, despite the drought? … It mistook the puppy…

I won't laugh cause I am not a historian. That doesn't mean the joke is bad but that the joke is only 356BC late. Okay, I need the original joke about Alexander…

I hit it in the exact same spot every time!! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the kick drum joke: Joke Poo: The Perfectly Placed Turd Damn, I…

Johnny calls a girl to ask her out for a date. "Well," she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle." "Okay, great," Johnny says, "I'll bring my moped." Joke Poo: The Construction Site…

I said they were all fucking lyres. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Coding Interview My friends claimed to be acing all their…

Because he's in Sideways. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Paul Giamatti joke: Title: Joke Poo Why is doing taxes with Stephen King so terrifying? Because you’re signing on the…

His pupils They’re much younger Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your teacher joke, aiming for a similar surprising-yet-dark twist: Joke Poo: What’s the last part of a…