An assassin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the assassin joke: Joke Poo: The Toilet Titan What has two bowls and wreaks havoc on plumbing systems? …A double-headed…
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The majority of the caloric intake in Blovaria is chicken.
It’s a staple of the Blovarian diet and deeply tied to the national culinary heritage. Tradition dictates that roosters cannot be eaten, only females. Most chicken dishes use a local searing technique…
What did the Brie say to the well dressed Cheddar?
Lookin' sharp Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the cheese joke: Joke Poo: What did the Slinky say to the Escalator? Step your game up. Alright, let’s break down this cheesy…
The fire mage was sexually attracted to baked goods.
It was a pie romancer. Joke Poo: The Compost King The gardener was excessively fond of the rich, earthy aroma of compost. He was a soil mate. Alright, let’s break down this…
The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.
It was a crew cut. Joke Poo: The Construction Crew’s Breakfast The foreman was baffled when the cook told him he was cutting back on his pancake order. It was a stack…
What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch?
A brujaja Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch? A brujaja": Joke Poo: The Overly Prepared Pirate…
What do you call a Jewish Knight?
Sir-Cumscised Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What do you call a Catholic baker? Sir-Plus Ingredients. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then see if we can conjure up some comedic enhancement….
It’s actually pronounced “Jas-lighting”
You’ve been saying it wrong this whole time and everyone else laughs about it behind your back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that premise, titled "Phonetic Phailure":…
Why did Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head get divorced?
She caught him trying on her parts. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the Plumber…
I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”, “uses a wheelchair”, etc…
That’s when I realized…the comments were disabled. Original Joke: I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”,…