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What has two butts and kills people ?

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

An assassin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the assassin joke: Joke Poo: The Toilet Titan What has two bowls and wreaks havoc on plumbing systems? …A double-headed…

The majority of the caloric intake in Blovaria is chicken.

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s a staple of the Blovarian diet and deeply tied to the national culinary heritage. Tradition dictates that roosters cannot be eaten, only females. Most chicken dishes use a local searing technique…

What did the Brie say to the well dressed Cheddar?

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Lookin' sharp Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the cheese joke: Joke Poo: What did the Slinky say to the Escalator? Step your game up. Alright, let’s break down this cheesy…

The fire mage was sexually attracted to baked goods.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a pie romancer. Joke Poo: The Compost King The gardener was excessively fond of the rich, earthy aroma of compost. He was a soil mate. Alright, let’s break down this…

The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a crew cut. Joke Poo: The Construction Crew’s Breakfast The foreman was baffled when the cook told him he was cutting back on his pancake order. It was a stack…

What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A brujaja Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch? A brujaja": Joke Poo: The Overly Prepared Pirate…

What do you call a Jewish Knight?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sir-Cumscised Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What do you call a Catholic baker? Sir-Plus Ingredients. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then see if we can conjure up some comedic enhancement….

It’s actually pronounced “Jas-lighting”

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

You’ve been saying it wrong this whole time and everyone else laughs about it behind your back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that premise, titled "Phonetic Phailure":…

Why did Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head get divorced?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

She caught him trying on her parts. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the Plumber…

I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”, “uses a wheelchair”, etc…

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

That’s when I realized…the comments were disabled. Original Joke: I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”,…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…

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