He always had to add smell. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: I hated going to puppet shows with my grandma. She always had to pull my…
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How do apostrophes get dieseases?
They contract them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How do compost heaps get so upset? They get in cahoots with the worms and decompose themselves! Alright, let’s dissect this grammatical gag!…
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A Swedish author has written a reimagining of the classic Asimov book “I Robot”, replacing the robots with New Zealand parrots. It’s called… Ikea Joke Poo: Culinary Catastrophe In culinary news: A…
What do you call a cow that’s had a hysterectomy?
Decaffeinated Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your cow joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a hard drive that’s been completely wiped? De-fragmented. Okay, let’s analyze this…
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I don't know how they get in there. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: How many centipedes does it take to change a tire? Two. One to do…
What do you call a person who cuts off their feet?
Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…
What do your cell phone provider and a sex worker have in common?
They both charge you a hookup fee. Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a dating app have in common? They both charge you a connection fee and hope things keep flowing….
One shoelace asks the other, “have you talked to a therapist about getting your life in order yet?”
"I'm a frayed knot" Joke Poo: A Toilet Brush asks the Plunger, "Have you considered professional help to handle your existential angst?" "I’m just so down about things, and I feel like…
Lego Braille
Little blind boy: daddy, my legos have braille on them! Dad: oh yeah son, what do they say? Little boy: bbbbbbbbbbbb Joke Poo: Musical Poo Little blind boy: Daddy, my piano keys…
Why did the blind guy oppose the votes?
He knew the eyes have it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber refuse to unclog the toilet? He knew it…