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I hated watching silent movies with my dad.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

He always had to add smell. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: I hated going to puppet shows with my grandma. She always had to pull my…

How do apostrophes get dieseases?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

They contract them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How do compost heaps get so upset? They get in cahoots with the worms and decompose themselves! Alright, let’s dissect this grammatical gag!…

In literary news

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Swedish author has written a reimagining of the classic Asimov book “I Robot”, replacing the robots with New Zealand parrots. It’s called… Ikea Joke Poo: Culinary Catastrophe In culinary news: A…

What do you call a cow that’s had a hysterectomy?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Decaffeinated Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your cow joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a hard drive that’s been completely wiped? De-fragmented. Okay, let’s analyze this…

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two, but I don't know how they get in there. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: How many centipedes does it take to change a tire? Two. One to do…

What do you call a person who cuts off their feet?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…

What do your cell phone provider and a sex worker have in common?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

They both charge you a hookup fee. Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a dating app have in common? They both charge you a connection fee and hope things keep flowing….

One shoelace asks the other, “have you talked to a therapist about getting your life in order yet?”

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

"I'm a frayed knot" Joke Poo: A Toilet Brush asks the Plunger, "Have you considered professional help to handle your existential angst?" "I’m just so down about things, and I feel like…

Lego Braille

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Little blind boy: daddy, my legos have braille on them! Dad: oh yeah son, what do they say? Little boy: bbbbbbbbbbbb Joke Poo: Musical Poo Little blind boy: Daddy, my piano keys…

Why did the blind guy oppose the votes?

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

He knew the eyes have it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber refuse to unclog the toilet? He knew it…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.

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