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Why did the Heisenberg-uncertain proton break up with the electron?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because every time it tried to define their relationship, it couldn't locate her position without losing momentum. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Heisenberg-uncertainty principle joke: Joke…

What do british people consider a ton of money?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

£2000 Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What Do Hamsters Consider a Mansion? … A cardboard box with a window. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Core Elements: Premise: The question establishes a…

What did the shoelace say when it became untied?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Knot again! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled "The Plumber’s Lament": The Plumber’s Lament What did the toilet say when it overflowed and started spewing sewage? …Oh, crap! Knot…

Do you ever wonder how much you could’ve accomplished in life if you didn’t overthink everything?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

I think about it all the time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Do you ever wonder how much time you could’ve saved…

I called the tinnitus hotline today.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

No one answered, it just kept ringing! Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Haunted Landline I tried calling the Ghostbusters’ hotline today. No one answered. I just kept hearing spectral moaning……

I needed a drink after having wild sex with a menopausal red head.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a dry ginger rail. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo I needed a snack after mediating a peace treaty…

Hey everyone! I invented a new word today:

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Plagiarism. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Title: Toilet Time Triumph Hey everyone! I wrote a brilliant novel on the toilet today: …The last chapter. Okay, let’s break down…

If a one L “lama” is a Tibetan monk, and a 2 L “lama” is an animal similar to an alpaca, what is a 3 L “lama”?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

One hell of a big fire in Boston. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Code Smell If one equal sign = means assignment in coding, and two equal signs…

A white female rabbit is on her way to New York and sees a brown male rabbit

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Am I hopping in the right direction to New York City?" the white rabbit asks. The brown rabbit replies "it'll cost you." So the two hop into the bushes, do what rabbits…

What can you do if your partner always smokes after sex?

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice

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