We pulled over and I said "well damn I'm gonna take advantage of this" and started fuckin the sheep Finished and told my brother "alright it's your turn" And my brother stuck…
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Karate Dog
A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…
In a certain town, they held an annual cow milking competition.
It was a practice going on for decades but then this one year they lacked proper organization. The event starts, the first guy goes in and milks the cow for 30 mins….
I started hooking up with my therapist
Things are pretty much the same. We meet up and she constantly ask “how does that make you feel” Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of that therapist joke, titled "Joke Poo":…
Farmer Ted Has 3 Hens and 4 Cocks
The odds were stacked against Farmer Ted. Growing up in the grand old city of New York, Farmer Ted (well, at the time, just Ted) didn't know the damnest thing about farmin'….
I don’t like to eat liver.
I think it's offal. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your liver joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I tried making a sculpture out of clay, but I…
Marvin was walking through the state fair looking at the rides and attractions when he saw a huge sign on a tent proclaiming, “Come see The Magnificent Bob”.
So he goes to the entrance, pays his two dollars, and goes inside. After about ten minutes, the act was to begin. Magnificent Bob came on stage wearing nothing but a bathrobe….
What’s the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a crypto miner and a flock of seagulls? A flock of seagulls only squawk about lost profits….
Dave Grohl went to the Olive Garden
He got a plate full of parmesan because they promised not to stop when he said "when". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Dave Grohl Olive Garden…
My wife gets mad when I kill a bug
Do you know how hard it is to make it look like a bug committed suicide? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the bug suicide joke, titled… Joke…