Marcello, having reached the age of 65, starts to worry about death. To live longer, he joins a gym and begins a strict diet. After six months, he's feeling better, has lost…
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Why did the crazy Mexican guy kill the train conductor?
He had a loco-motive Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Flatulent French Baker Get Arrested? Because he was a-yeasting a…
Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" –John 12:49 (NIV) Joke Poo: Title: Buddha’s Bike Buddha owned a bicycle, but was remarkably chill about it. "It is a cycle, after…
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
Two guys are queuing in front of a grocery store to buy some potatoes. It's been hours, queue's moving at a snails pace. One of them snaps out, "that's it, I've had…
Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doc, I’ve got a problem. I finish way too fast during sex. I can't enjoy it at all.” The doctor nods and says, “Okay… take…
New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
It's not even on the map! Okay, here’s the original joke: New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war because it’s not even on the map! And here’s…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It got ran over. Joke Poo: Why Did the Landlord Cross the Line? He didn’t. He just raised the rent across the line. Alright, let’s break down this morbid twist…
Why did Shakespeare only use quills
Pencils confused him.2B or not 2B Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke: Joke Poo: Why Did Dr. Frankenstein Struggle with Plumbing? He kept asking if…
Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
Suddenly the plane's engines began failing, and the pilot says there isn't much time, and he'll keep the plane in the air as long as he can, and told his two passengers…