He pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal white bread, using the last night's…
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I’ve always been more impressed with living music creators.
The dead ones can only decompose. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled as requested: Joke Poo: The Recycled Joke I’ve always been more impressed with current meme creators….
A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…
Why does Batman wear such a dark suit?
Because he doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin wear such a colorful suit? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke…
What do you call it when a police officer goes to the bathroom?
A crackdown Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the police officer bathroom joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a chef seasons the toilet? A saltine…
Why was Shrek never satisfied in bed?
Because Princess Fiona was just a meaty ogre lover Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shrek joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: Why…
I don’t let my kids watch orchestra performances.
It has too much sax & violins. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Coffee Shop Confession I don’t let my dates order iced coffee from this place. It’s always got…
Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
It lifts their spirits. Joke Poo: Title: Why Did the Septic Tank Specialist Retire Early? Joke: Because he was drained! Alright, let’s break down this spectral elevator gag: Joke Dissection: Setup: "Why…
Two men are sailing around the world, doing a ton of drugs, when a violent squall hits out of nowhere. In the chaos, they accidentally blow a seal in the engine and drift onto a deserted island.
They both survive, and the next day set out to explore the island. They see some seagulls, seals, coconuts, and also, rare psychoactive berries! Being who they are, they both eat a…
What do you call a German Bread tag?
A Gluten Tag! Made up by my 11 year old son. This may be my new favorite joke. Joke Poo: What do you call a French toilet clog? A Poop-Pouri! Alright, let’s…