He was ushering in a raggaessance! Original Joke: Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston? He was ushering in a raggaessance! Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a food…
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Another excruciating feghoot – the school bus driver
I read the recent "excruciating feghoot" joke and had to look up "feghoot". Right up my alley. 🙂 I searched for this joke (to avoid typing it in) and I only found…
What did the veterinarian’s secretary say to the alligator in the waiting room?
The doctor will see you later. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the alligator joke, titled “Joke Poo: Software Update Required”: Joke Poo: Software Update Required What did…
Bodybuilders don’t get heart attacks
They just train their heart to failure. Joke Poo: Software Developers Don’t Get Writers Block They just refactor their code until it “writes” itself. Okay, let’s break down this joke. Original Joke…
What’s the difference between a flamethrower and a zippo? Ones a flame shooting gun that’s very heavy.
The other is a little lighter. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the flamethrower/zippo joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Difference What’s the difference between a professional dog groomer…
No divorce is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight 50:50
between the ex-wife and the ex-mother-in-law. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Potty Parity No clogged toilet is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight…
What does a cannibal call a group of epileptics covered in Italian dressing?
Seizure salad. Joke Poo: What does a dog groomer call a group of dogs covered in glitter glue? Shine Tzu salad. Alright, let’s dissect this “Seizure Salad” joke. Analysis: Core Pun: The…
There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass. They jangled around, With a thunderous sound, And lightning shot out of his ass. Joke Poo: Title: There Once Was a Gnome from Nome There once…
Pirate Captain
The one-eyed captain of a pirate ship attacks a brightly lit cargo ship at night. As soon as they reach the ship, the pirates immediately start jumping across. The first shot is…
My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively.
She expected a fight, but it was actually a naan-issue. Original Joke: My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively. She expected a fight, but it was actually…