She expected a fight, but it was actually a naan-issue. Original Joke: My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively. She expected a fight, but it was actually…
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Chaim inherited a huge diamond, decided to cut it and insert in a ring and went with it to a jeweler. The jeweler examined it closely:
“Oh, this is a unique stone, worth a fortune. I won’t touch it—what if I make a mistake?” Chaim went to another jeweler. He was scared too. So Chaim went to the…
What’s a matador’s favorite Vietnamese food?
Pholé! Joke Poo: What’s a plumber’s favorite kind of soup at the sewage treatment plant cafeteria? Poo-dle! Okay, let’s break down this bull-arious (pun intended!) joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What’s a matador’s…
What can Hannibal Lecter have for lunch and use in the shower?
Head and Shoulders. Joke Poo: What can a perpetually constipated mathematician use in the garden? …Log and spade ’em. Alright, let’s get to dissecting this deliciously dark joke. Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What…
Why is a swim up bar like diarrhea?
Watery stools Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke: Joke Poo: Why is a crowded public restroom like a surprise birthday party? Because nobody wants to…
Wife’s note to husband:
Hi, Sorry about the argument last night. I have to work late tonight. Dinner is on the stove, You only have to light it. The gas is already turned on. XX Okay,…
What do a pirate and a racist have in common?
They both love a hard Arrrrr! Joke Poo: What do a plumber and a forgetful pirate have in common? They both keep saying “I left my tool in the other ship!” Alright,…
What did the squirrel gave his partner for Valentine’s?
Chest-nuts Joke Poo: What did the plumber give his sweetie for Valentine’s? Rooter-mance! Alright, let’s break down this nutty joke! Analysis: Setup: “What did the squirrel give his partner for Valentine’s?” This…
Roses are dead
The grass is blue. I’m a bad gardener. And suck with rhymes as well. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the roses joke: Joke Poo: Computers The code compiles, The server’s…
What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What has 2 scoops and gives people the runs? …An ice cream truck. Alright, let’s dissect…