An assassin Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What has 2 scoops and gives people the runs? …An ice cream truck. Alright, let’s dissect…
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The university’s Humanities and Communication course has very difficult tests.
Last semester's exam was all rhetorical questions. Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo The dog grooming academy’s advanced styling course has very challenging practical…
Why are tall people always so well rested?
They sleep longer in bed. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why do plumbers always carry so many plungers? They want to be…
Why do killer whales never go on blind dates?
It’s too orcaward Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the whale joke, titled, of course, “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Why don’t they let seagulls fly planes anymore? It’s too gullible!…
Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat
When did this start? When I was a kid. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the goat joke: Joke Poo: The Therapist and the Toilet Paper A patient…
What do you call a broke chef?
A panhandler Joke Poo: What do you call a dog with no legs? A butt scratcher. Alright, let’s dive into the comedy casserole that is “What do you call a broke chef?…
What do Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers have in common?
Both started out as a Packer and ended up a stealer. Joke Poo: What do my toilet and my dog have in common? Both started out as a place to deposit something,…
Did you hear about the Keto dieter that went to vegas?
He got thrown out of the buffet for carb counting. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Keto dieter joke: Joke Poo: The AI’s Error Did you hear…
I am outside empty changing rooms thinking…
People don't change! Joke Poo: Title: Stool Speculation I’m in the bathroom looking at a weirdly colored stool sample, thinking… Doctors don’t change! Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke Analysis:…
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when a plumber takes drain cleaner? He gets thinner. Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Dissection: Setup: “What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?” This…