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When my son was about 5, he asked me where poo came from.

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I gave him a short concise answer on how you eat, and the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body,…

What is a Karen called in Europe?

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

An American. Joke Poo: What do you call a successful but ethically bankrupt tech company based in Silicon Valley? … A startup. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Premise: It…

Voted

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…

A General Questions a Soldier

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Asking him, “if you have 20 enemies running at you, what will you do?” “I will take my uzi and I will shoot them down, sir!” He responds “And if you have…

What borders on stupidity?

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Canada and Mexico Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the “What borders on stupidity?” joke: Joke Poo: What Smells of Regret? …Expired cheese and bad decisions. Alright, let’s break down this…

Where do bad rainbows go?

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

To prism… But it's just a light sentence! Joke Poo: Where do bad toilets go? To the porcelain penitentiary… But it’s just a flush sentence! Alright, let’s break down this ray of…

Good ol’ #247, probably posted here few days ago.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Gestapo!* "Gestapo wh–" "VEE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!!!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gestapo joke: Joke Poo: Customer Service “Knock knock!” “Who’s…

Every doctor I see says the same thing . . .

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Oh, you're nude already . . . Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Every Plumber… Every plumber I call says the same thing… “Oh,…

What do you call a nose without a body?

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nobody nose Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your joke, aiming for a similar wordplay/pun-based humor: Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet that refuses to flush? …A stubborn loo….

Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a day.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Steal a Dog’s Ball Steal a dog’s ball and…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice

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