I gave him a short concise answer on how you eat, and the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body,…
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What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American. Joke Poo: What do you call a successful but ethically bankrupt tech company based in Silicon Valley? … A startup. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Premise: It…
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A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…
A General Questions a Soldier
Asking him, “if you have 20 enemies running at you, what will you do?” “I will take my uzi and I will shoot them down, sir!” He responds “And if you have…
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the “What borders on stupidity?” joke: Joke Poo: What Smells of Regret? …Expired cheese and bad decisions. Alright, let’s break down this…
Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism… But it's just a light sentence! Joke Poo: Where do bad toilets go? To the porcelain penitentiary… But it’s just a flush sentence! Alright, let’s break down this ray of…
Good ol’ #247, probably posted here few days ago.
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Gestapo!* "Gestapo wh–" "VEE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!!!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gestapo joke: Joke Poo: Customer Service “Knock knock!” “Who’s…
Every doctor I see says the same thing . . .
Oh, you're nude already . . . Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Every Plumber… Every plumber I call says the same thing… “Oh,…
What do you call a nose without a body?
Nobody nose Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your joke, aiming for a similar wordplay/pun-based humor: Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet that refuses to flush? …A stubborn loo….
Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a day.
But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Steal a Dog’s Ball Steal a dog’s ball and…