But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Steal a Dog’s Ball Steal a dog’s ball and…
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I finally understand Flat-Earth logic.
They're just plane idiots. Joke Poo: I finally understand why my dog keeps eating books about string theory. He’s just trying to chew on some higher dimensions. Alright, let’s dissect this delightfully…
Irish intoxication
I loved it the first time and thought that a Repost was OK. This is from 14 years ago. (Has that been long enough for a repost?) From Ireland, where driving while…
The first Jewish president of the US is elected.
As he's planning his inauguration, he calls up his mother to ask her if she'll be attending. "I don't know… Washington is so far away, and I can't pay for a plane…
A man goes into a bar.
He gets a drink, and spots a pretty woman further down the bar. He walks over and offers to buy her a drink. She accepts, and they spend the evening chatting. He…
If a bear shits in the woods and no one is there to smell it,
Does the president of an HOA still complain that no one's picking it up? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the “bear shits in the woods” joke: Joke…
“Honey, what’s for dinner tonight?”
“Nothing.” “We had nothing yesterday.” “I made enough for two days.” Joke Poo: Post-Apocalyptic Grub “Hey scav, what we eatin’ tonight in this ruined bunker?” “Radiation-flavored nutrient paste.” “We had radiation-flavored nutrient…
By the application of mathematics alone….
I have proved that the Earth is flat! edit: wups, rounding error Okay, here’s the joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: By the application of mathematics alone…. I have…
A man who was in court for stealing a bag took just 3 minutes to get sentenced
It was a briefcase Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo A dog was brought before the judge for repeatedly using the neighbor’s lawn as…
I have final proof humanity will become extinct soon!
My great-grandmother……..12 children My grandmother………………..9 children My mother………………………… 6 children Me…………………………………….. 2 children My son………………………………. 1 cat The cat……………………………….. neutered Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original…