Because, any ride over 8 seconds counts.
Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bull rider joke, titled “Joke Poo”:
Joke Poo:
Why do software developers only last 8 hours at a coding sprint?
Because, any code that runs after 8 hours counts as legacy.
Okay, let’s dissect this rodeo-themed bedroom humor!
Elements of the Original Joke:
- Topic: Pro bull riding & bedroom performance/sex.
- Premise: Creates an incongruous comparison between a professional bull riding time limit and sexual stamina.
- Punchline: “Because, any ride over 8 seconds counts.” – This relies on the double meaning of “ride” (bull riding vs. sexual encounter) and “counts” (in the context of rodeo scoring). It humorously implies that any sexual encounter longer than 8 seconds is considered a success for a pro bull rider.
- Humor Type: Pun-based, situational, slightly suggestive.
Related Factual/Interesting Tidbits:
- Bull Riding is Tough: 8 seconds on a bucking bull is an incredibly athletic and dangerous feat. Riders need immense strength, balance, and coordination.
- The “8 Second Rule”: The 8-second rule in bull riding originated partly for judging purposes (giving the rider time to demonstrate control and skill) and partly for animal welfare (limiting the bull’s exertion).
- Bull Riding’s History: Modern rodeo has its roots in the working practices of cattle ranches, with competitions evolving from informal contests of skill.
- Average duration of sexual encounter: Studies show that the average sexual intercourse lasts between 3-13 minutes, with the average clocking in at 5.4 minutes.
New Piece of Humor:
Joke:
Why are pro bull riders so stressed out about their performance in bed?
Because those 8 seconds are crucial to their score, and nobody wants to get bucked off before the whistle blows! Plus, the judges are really picky about technique. Did you know that you get extra points for spurring, but only if you do it in a way that doesn’t upset your partner? You don’t want a disqualification for animal cruelty, if you catch my drift.
Explanation:
- This builds upon the original joke’s premise by expanding on the imagined pressure and judging of the sexual “ride” by the rider.
- It incorporates factual elements of bull riding (the 8-second rule, scoring criteria like spurring) and transplants them into the context of sex.
- The final line (“animal cruelty”) uses a double entendre for added humor, referencing both bull riding and potentially rough/unwanted sexual acts.
- It also highlights the fact that the average time of sexual intercourse is greater than the eight second rule.