Because it’ll ruin Themyscira.
Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Wonder Woman joke:
Joke Poo: Why Doesn’t Aquaman Complain About Bad Restaurant Service?
Because he doesn’t want to make a seafood stew!
Alright, let’s break down this joke.
Joke Dissection:
- Setup: “Why doesn’t Wonder Woman cry?” – This sets up a question based on a well-known superhero character, leading us to expect a logical or pun-based answer.
- Punchline: “Because it’ll ruin Themyscira.” – This punchline relies on a pun connecting the words “mascara” and “Themyscira” (Wonder Woman’s island home). The humor comes from the unexpected switch of concern, focusing on cosmetic damage to the island instead of a character’s emotional state.
Key Elements:
- Wonder Woman: A powerful, iconic superheroine.
- Themyscira: Wonder Woman’s mythical, Amazonian island homeland.
- Pun/Wordplay: The core of the joke rests on the similarity between “mascara” and “Themyscira.”
- Cosmetic Concern: The punchline shifts the focus from genuine emotional expression to superficial appearance and avoiding cosmetic damage.
Comedic Enrichment (using factual or interesting tidbits):
Okay, let’s use some Amazonian facts (pun intended) to create a related joke:
New Joke:
Why is Wonder Woman so careful about what she posts on Instagram from Themyscira?
Because she doesn’t want any algorithmythians to get the wrong idea!
Explanation of the New Joke:
- Relates to the original: It uses Themyscira and Wonder Woman as the foundation.
- Incorporates a modern element: The Instagram reference and concept of “algorithms” bring the joke into a contemporary context.
- Contains Wordplay: It puns on “algorithm” and “mythians”.
Another example:
Amusing “Did You Know?”
Did you know that the ancient Greeks, who inspired the mythology behind Themyscira, actually used crushed berries and charcoal to make eyeliner? So technically, a little bit of ‘Themyscira’ was on their faces! Wonder Woman would have been very environmentally conscientious about her makeup regimen though!
Explanation of the “Did You Know?”:
- Connects to the original: It uses the background of Themyscira’s mythological inspiration.
- Factual Tidbit: It provides a historical detail about ancient Greek makeup.
- Enhances the original joke: It adds a layer of humor by making a connection between the modern concern about makeup and the ancient origins.