When he gets home Sunday night, his wife is incredibly angry. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for 3 days?” She shouts He says “That wouldn’t bother me…
Category: Wife
A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
They bring the first pelt, and with his eyes blindfolded the hunter immediately says: bear, .30 caliber hunting rifle. They bring the next one, and the hunter quickly says: rabbit, shot with…
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun…
A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
The husband shook his head, “Nope.” She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He grinned. “Nice trick.” Then she teased, “Ever…
My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
Which includes 10% advice and 90% sound. Joke Poo: My Dog Always Gives 100% Loyalty Which includes 10% loyalty and 90% licking. Okay, let’s analyze this joke: Elements: Premise: The speaker claims…
I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
but I stupidly locked my keys in the car. My wife was gone, so I couldn’t use her keys. After staring at it for a couple of minutes, which didn’t work at…
Three men are stranded on a desert island
After a few weeks a bottle washes up on the shore, one man pops the cork and a genie appears. "I shall grant you one wish each for freeing me," says the…
U.S. Open
I had a great seat at the U.S. Open Mens’ Singles Finals and for the entire first set, a seat in front of me was open. I noticed the guy next to…
Old man MacGregor is on his deathbed, and his wife is at his side.
He says, "Sarah my bonny wife, I've a few things I need to tell you before I pass on. It's a matter of my honor, so you must remember exactly as i…
Man and wife go to urologist with unique complaint
He says doc “I know this may sound weird but my penis just keeps growing and it’s getting awkward . It’s starting to hang out my pants and I keep tripping on…