…but he was a real annoyance. Whatever they want to do he is there, calling for attention, having them almost tripping over him and such. But it got too much when Orangio…
Category: Wife
A man in an Ohio Walmart this morning tries to buy half a cauliflower.
The young assistant tells him they only sell whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back…
A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told him they couldn’t graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny. His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only…
Found out we’re expecting twins…
Today my wife and I found out we're expecting twin boys, I suggested we call them Ludovic and Christopher. My wife just stared at me and said "That's ludacris!" Okay, here’s my…
There is a special place
A stingy old man was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you when you die.” After much thought, he finally figured out how to take at…
The fragile memory
An elderly couple noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so…
I asked my wife if the cup was half empty or half full…
She told me to stop wearing her bra. Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo,” inspired by the original: Joke Poo: I asked my dog if his food bowl was half empty…
My Yearly Medical Exam
Nurse: How much do you weigh? Me: 135 pounds. She puts me on the scale… Turns out I weigh 180. Nurse: Your height? Me: 5'4". She measures me… Apparently, I’m 5'2". She…
Betty’s busy in the kitchen preparing dinner when there’s a knock at the door.
Betty opens the door and there’s a stranger standing there in silence. “I’m really busy right now, and whatever you're selling, I'm not interested.” “Do you have a vagina?” WTF? Betty SLAMS…
I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt.
He ended up telling me he was having an affair with my wife. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your dentist joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Confession I…