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A Couple Had A Cat Named…Orangio…

Posted on August 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

…but he was a real annoyance. Whatever they want to do he is there, calling for attention, having them almost tripping over him and such. But it got too much when Orangio…

A man in an Ohio Walmart this morning tries to buy half a cauliflower.

Posted on August 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

The young assistant tells him they only sell whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back…

A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severely burned.

Posted on August 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor told him they couldn’t graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny. His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only…

Found out we’re expecting twins…

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Today my wife and I found out we're expecting twin boys, I suggested we call them Ludovic and Christopher. My wife just stared at me and said "That's ludacris!" Okay, here’s my…

There is a special place

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A stingy old man was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you when you die.” After much thought, he finally figured out how to take at…

The fragile memory

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

An elderly couple noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so…

I asked my wife if the cup was half empty or half full…

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

She told me to stop wearing her bra. Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo,” inspired by the original: Joke Poo: I asked my dog if his food bowl was half empty…

My Yearly Medical Exam

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nurse: How much do you weigh? Me: 135 pounds. She puts me on the scale… Turns out I weigh 180. Nurse: Your height? Me: 5'4". She measures me… Apparently, I’m 5'2". She…

Betty’s busy in the kitchen preparing dinner when there’s a knock at the door.

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Betty opens the door and there’s a stranger standing there in silence. “I’m really busy right now, and whatever you're selling, I'm not interested.” “Do you have a vagina?” WTF? Betty SLAMS…

I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt.

Posted on August 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He ended up telling me he was having an affair with my wife. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your dentist joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Confession I…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.

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