Outlaws are wanted! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between Octopuses and Politicians? Octopuses have eight arms to shake hands…
Category: Wife
How to find your wife…
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The…
Small town gets a new cow
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or…
A man comes home and finds his wife packing her things.
He asked what's going on. She says she's leaving him and moving to Las Vegas because she found out that she can make $500 a night as a prostitute. He then starts…
Joke my wife spontaneously came up with at dinner…
Me: The yellow tomatoes are harder to peel than the red ones. I think it’s because they have a thicker skin. Wife: Well they’d have to, since they’re always being teased about…
Division of labour in the Army
Three officers had a discussion in the mess tent. The captain said: Making love to the wife is fifty percent pleasure, fifty percent work. To which the major responded: I'd say it's…
Baby care
Found a manual on baby care and promptly gave it to my wife… she said – it’s all good, I think you’ve grown enough. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo”…
An ICE agent wakes up early…
He's getting dressed for work with his khaki pants, black shirt, vest, and mask when his wife wakes up and asks. "Why are you leaving so early?" He says, "I just want…
Husband to wife: “What would you if I won in the lottery?”
Wife: "I'll take half and leave you " Husband: "Well, I won $12. Here's six… keep in touch " Joke Poo: Programmer’s Legacy Programmer 1 to Programmer 2: “What would you do…
A woman became so disgusted with her husband she finally packed his bags and ordered him to get out.
While he's walking toward the door, she yells out at him, "I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOOOOW, PAINFUL, DEATH!!" He turns around, puts his stuff down, and says, "So, you want me…