There were three ministers in a small town. One was Baptist, one Methodist, and the other was Presbyterian. Since it was a small town, all three were good friends and they decided…
Category: Wife
A man was going to Liverpool, and said he’d walk rather than drive. His wife asked why, as it was 40 miles away.
He said he'd need to walk back anyway, so he might as well practise. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Stroll An astronaut was preparing…
My wife says I should keep busy
My wife says I should keep busy, I explained that i had just spent an hour taking down our dry herbs we had hanging and put the useful parts in jars while…
When yure wife asks ..
My wife asked me to buy her something nice with diamonds in it, for her birthday So I bought her a deck of cards Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that…
My wife
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that plays on the original eyebrow joke’s structure, focusing on a…
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and…
I was worried I was going deaf, so I went for a hearing test, and the audiologist asked me, “What are the symptoms?”
I said, “A yellow American cartoon family – Homer is a fat, older guy, and his wife Marge has blue hair. They’ve got two kids, Bart and Lisa.” Okay, here’s my attempt…
Bowling
A man and woman are sitting on the couch at home. She asks: “Hey, do you feel like going bowling tonight, or should we just stay in and relax?” He replies: “Now…
Three legged chicken (long)
A man just bought himself a new sportscar so he thought he'd take it out on some back roads to see what it will do. As he's cruising a lovely country road…
I asked my wife if I was the only one that she’s slept with.
She replied with: Well, yes honey.. everyone else kept me awake at night Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Employee Review Poo”: Title: Employee Review Poo I asked my…