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On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said:

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said: “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car…

A woman walked into the kitchen

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

…to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?"She asked. "Hunting Flies"He responded. "Oh. Killing any?"She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked….

Lottery ticket

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

I remember when my dad once gave me money to pay the electricity bill. Instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to…

What did the English gentleman say when he found his wife in bed having a threesome?

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Hello Hello Hello Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Programmer Poo A frazzled programmer walks into his office cubicle late one night and sees his…

When I got married…

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

we discussed whether or not my wife would change her name. She really wasn’t that keen on the idea but…I don’t know…I just really wanted her to have my old girlfriend’s name….

A man goes to a marriage counselor all by himself.

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Confused, the marriage counsellor says, “This is quite odd as usually this works better when both partners attend therapy together. Since you already paid for this session I guess we will just…

When we woke up, I reminded my wife that we had a big day ahead of us and needed to get ready and go. She said, “Okay, but breakfast comes first.“

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

I’m like, “for the last time, I’m not calling you that.“ Okay, here’s a Joke Poo version of that joke: Joke Poo: Data Migration When we woke up, I reminded the team…

My Wife says it’s disgusting to piss in the bath….

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

I suppose I should wait until she gets out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your given joke: Joke Poo: My Dog Says My dog says it’s disgusting…

I asked my wife what women really want…

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said, "A tent of lovers." Or something like that. I wasn't really listening. Joke Poo: I Asked ChatGPT I asked ChatGPT what humans truly desire… It responded, “An optimized, personalized, and…

Bear encounter

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hunter goes into the woods and runs into a big bear. He grabs his rifle, aims… and misses! The bear tackles him and, well… let’s just say the bear has his…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise

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