On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said: “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car…
Category: Wife
A woman walked into the kitchen
…to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?"She asked. "Hunting Flies"He responded. "Oh. Killing any?"She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked….
Lottery ticket
I remember when my dad once gave me money to pay the electricity bill. Instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to…
What did the English gentleman say when he found his wife in bed having a threesome?
Hello Hello Hello Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Programmer Poo A frazzled programmer walks into his office cubicle late one night and sees his…
When I got married…
we discussed whether or not my wife would change her name. She really wasn’t that keen on the idea but…I don’t know…I just really wanted her to have my old girlfriend’s name….
A man goes to a marriage counselor all by himself.
Confused, the marriage counsellor says, “This is quite odd as usually this works better when both partners attend therapy together. Since you already paid for this session I guess we will just…
When we woke up, I reminded my wife that we had a big day ahead of us and needed to get ready and go. She said, “Okay, but breakfast comes first.“
I’m like, “for the last time, I’m not calling you that.“ Okay, here’s a Joke Poo version of that joke: Joke Poo: Data Migration When we woke up, I reminded the team…
My Wife says it’s disgusting to piss in the bath….
I suppose I should wait until she gets out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your given joke: Joke Poo: My Dog Says My dog says it’s disgusting…
I asked my wife what women really want…
She said, "A tent of lovers." Or something like that. I wasn't really listening. Joke Poo: I Asked ChatGPT I asked ChatGPT what humans truly desire… It responded, “An optimized, personalized, and…
Bear encounter
A hunter goes into the woods and runs into a big bear. He grabs his rifle, aims… and misses! The bear tackles him and, well… let’s just say the bear has his…