One day I'm gonna win her back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: My Houseplant Addiction I lost my apartment because of my rare…
Category: Wife
A blonde guy comes home early from work and hears weird noises coming from the bedroom.
He races upstairs and finds his wife, completely naked, sweating and panting like she ran a marathon. “WHAT is going on?!” he shouts. She thinks quick and gasps, “I-I-I think I’m having…
On my 45th birthday, my wife whispered, “So, are you finally ready to try some butt stuff?“ I said, “Hell yeah I am!“
She said, “Great! I scheduled your colonoscopy for next week.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Tax Audit On our 10th anniversary, my accountant winked and said, “So, are…
I don’t care if you’re disabled
When I first became disabled, it weighed on my first wife heavily. She struggled with it more and more until we eventually divorced. So when I met my second wife, I was…
A man bought a box with 100 condoms…
When he came home he counted the condoms, and to his dismay found that here were only 99 condoms in the box. He immediately wrote an email to the company, to complain…
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
Been edging for an hour and a half.
Finally had to come back to the garage and change the trimmer line. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” attempt, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Unexpected Flush Been scrolling for two…
A couple goes to a counselor.
The wife unloads for 10 straight minutes. “He never listens, never compliments me, never touches me, and he always forgets our anniversary!” The counselor gets up, walks over, hugs the wife gently,…
Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and…
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…