They yelled and swore at each other almost all the way and just before they arrived, the wife said to the husband: "You are very lucky to have me, no other normal…
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The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the…
A waiter was serving Thanksgiving dinner at a fancy restaurant when he slipped, fell, and destroyed 4 countries.
It was the downfall of Greece and Turkey, and China was thoroughly destroyed. Due to this, most people left Hungary. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the original joke structure, titled “Joke…
St.Peter Decides He’s Accepting Only Amusing Cases To Heaven…
…as he's bored with all the people's typical deaths and wants to shake it up, just for one day. First person is at the Gates. Peter says "I'm letting you in only…
A businessman travelling through rural England decided to stop the night at a picturesque country inn, the George and Dragon.
Checking-in at reception, he asked the lady co-owner whether meals were still being served at the bar. “No,” she replied forcefully. “Last meals are 8 p.m. sharp. It is now 8.10 p.m.”…
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.
The guy says, "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!" And his wife says to the stranger, "See? I told you he was stupid." Joke Poo: The Internship A software engineer…
I lost my dictionary. My wife asked if i had looked upstairs
I replied that I couldn't look up anything. Joke Poo: The Toilet Paper Edition Title: Bathroom Emergency I ran out of toilet paper. My roommate asked if I had checked the linen…
My Dad’s favorite joke
A guy had been a hunter all his life. He was obsessed with it so much that his long-suffering wife decided in the spring that she was going with him for the…
A wife left a note on the fridge:
“This isn’t working. I’m going to my mother’s.” The husband opened the fridge, saw the beer was cold, the light was on, and thought: “What the hell is she talking about? The…
An old couple had been married for 50 years.
Every single morning – like clockwork – the husband would let out a thunderous fart as he got out of bed, then laugh like a lunatic. And every single morning, his wife…