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A married couple were arguing while travelling for dinner at a posh restaurant.

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They yelled and swore at each other almost all the way and just before they arrived, the wife said to the husband: "You are very lucky to have me, no other normal…

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the…

A waiter was serving Thanksgiving dinner at a fancy restaurant when he slipped, fell, and destroyed 4 countries.

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was the downfall of Greece and Turkey, and China was thoroughly destroyed. Due to this, most people left Hungary. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the original joke structure, titled “Joke…

St.Peter Decides He’s Accepting Only Amusing Cases To Heaven…

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

…as he's bored with all the people's typical deaths and wants to shake it up, just for one day. First person is at the Gates. Peter says "I'm letting you in only…

A businessman travelling through rural England decided to stop the night at a picturesque country inn, the George and Dragon.

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Checking-in at reception, he asked the lady co-owner whether meals were still being served at the bar. “No,” she replied forcefully. “Last meals are 8 p.m. sharp. It is now 8.10 p.m.”…

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guy says, "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!" And his wife says to the stranger, "See? I told you he was stupid." Joke Poo: The Internship A software engineer…

I lost my dictionary. My wife asked if i had looked upstairs

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

I replied that I couldn't look up anything. Joke Poo: The Toilet Paper Edition Title: Bathroom Emergency I ran out of toilet paper. My roommate asked if I had checked the linen…

My Dad’s favorite joke

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy had been a hunter all his life. He was obsessed with it so much that his long-suffering wife decided in the spring that she was going with him for the…

A wife left a note on the fridge:

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

“This isn’t working. I’m going to my mother’s.” The husband opened the fridge, saw the beer was cold, the light was on, and thought: “What the hell is she talking about? The…

An old couple had been married for 50 years.

Posted on July 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

Every single morning – like clockwork – the husband would let out a thunderous fart as he got out of bed, then laugh like a lunatic. And every single morning, his wife…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.

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