"Morning!" I shouted. " "No, just having a shit" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Constipated Chef”: Joke Poo: Constipated Chef Walking through the kitchen,…
Category: Wife
A man checked into a hotel
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without…
The pet store
A pretty young woman wants an unusual pet. She goes to an exotic pet store and asks the man if he has any pets that would be unique and interesting. He shows…
I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
My wife thinks it's ridiculous. But it makes scents if you think about it. Joke Poo: I invented a thought-controlled toilet paper dispenser. My plumber thinks it’s flushed with problems. But it’s…
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. Suddenly, the husband walks in completely naked. His wife looks at him and says, “Well, what’s going on with you? Sleeping in the nude…
My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
She said to me this morning "Wait there, I'll try it on and tell me what you think"? She came in,I looked at her and said "Wow, that's a fabulous costume, you…
My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
Right before we started, a guy came out of the closet and started beating the shit out of me. Okay, here’s a new joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke…
A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
when the husband picked up a crate of Budweiser and put it in the trolley. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife. “They’re on offer – only $25 for twelve…
So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
When the therapist asked what the problem was, the wife launched into a marathon rant – neglect, no intimacy, loneliness, feeling unloved, unappreciated… You name it, she aired it. After patiently listening,…
I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
I saw her on Tinder. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo: Alien Encounter I just found out my house has a twin house… I saw it on Google Earth,…