On their honeymoon night, the groom says “I would really like it if you sucked my dick.” His bride replies “Heavens no, I couldn’t do that, because you wouldn’t respect me in…
Category: Wife
The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work—and hadn’t called in either. With a pressing issue on his hands, he decided to phone the…
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached…
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”…
A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
She pulls over as the local farmer comes out in hysterics. "My god! That was my prized egg laying hen! We're already underwater on the house; how will I feed my family…
A woman cheats on her husband
A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. "Lord, I know what I did was wrong, but my marriage is the…
Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
"Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs:…
So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
The guy says, "Our goddamn mailman is bragging to everyone that he's screwed every woman on his route except one." And his wife says, "I'll bet it's that stuck up bitch across…
Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
There is a very young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple of over 70. All three couples meet with the priest of the church to discuss when and how they…
A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?" "That's right," says the first guy. "Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to…