Because they pleasure twice and nut once. Okay, here’s a new joke titled "Joke Poo" playing on the original’s suggestive humor and wordplay structure: Joke Poo: Why are gardeners always so calm…
Category: Wife
Mrs Green? It’s the hospital. Your little boy has been hit by a bus, but don’t worry
"He had clean underwear on". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the provided joke: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Report "Houston, this is Apollo 18. We’ve encountered a slight…
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!" The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs…
Dave calls up his friend
And asks if he can stay with him for a few days, saying the missus is mad at him again. The friend says, "Yes, of course, but do you mind if I…
Our new neighbor Brian, kisses his wife Goodbye, everytime he leaves for work. My wife is pissed because i never do that.
So I kissed Brian's wife and my wife filed for a divorce out of nowhere. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar…
A grieving man approaches a puzzle box maker and requests the man make a special casket for his wife, because they both loved puzzles.
Intrigued, the craftsman obliges, and sets to work making an exquisite puzzle box casket, which is buried the next day. Some time passes, and the two men cross paths again one day….
I don’t let my kids watch orchestra performances.
It has too much sax & violins. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Coffee Shop Confession I don’t let my dates order iced coffee from this place. It’s always got…
Old Couple Goes To The Doctor
After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…
Three cowboys, one campfire, and a whole lot of testosterone…
Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when…
The other day my neighbor gave me permission to come into her yard.
Then she got all mad because I did it from my side of the fence. Joke Poo: The Remote Exam The professor gave us permission to use any resources we wanted on…