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Why do carpenters have a reputation for being considerate lovers?

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they pleasure twice and nut once. Okay, here’s a new joke titled "Joke Poo" playing on the original’s suggestive humor and wordplay structure: Joke Poo: Why are gardeners always so calm…

Mrs Green? It’s the hospital. Your little boy has been hit by a bus, but don’t worry

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

"He had clean underwear on". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the provided joke: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Report "Houston, this is Apollo 18. We’ve encountered a slight…

A man walks into a bar

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man walks into a bar and says,  "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!" The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs…

Dave calls up his friend

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

And asks if he can stay with him for a few days, saying the missus is mad at him again. The friend says, "Yes, of course, but do you mind if I…

Our new neighbor Brian, kisses his wife Goodbye, everytime he leaves for work. My wife is pissed because i never do that.

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

So I kissed Brian's wife and my wife filed for a divorce out of nowhere. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar…

A grieving man approaches a puzzle box maker and requests the man make a special casket for his wife, because they both loved puzzles.

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Intrigued, the craftsman obliges, and sets to work making an exquisite puzzle box casket, which is buried the next day. Some time passes, and the two men cross paths again one day….

I don’t let my kids watch orchestra performances.

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

It has too much sax & violins. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Coffee Shop Confession I don’t let my dates order iced coffee from this place. It’s always got…

Old Couple Goes To The Doctor

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…

Three cowboys, one campfire, and a whole lot of testosterone…

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when…

The other day my neighbor gave me permission to come into her yard.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then she got all mad because I did it from my side of the fence. Joke Poo: The Remote Exam The professor gave us permission to use any resources we wanted on…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
  • I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Knock knock
  • Charley Pride was a legendary musician
  • Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
  • I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
  • Why did Shakespeare only use quills
  • What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
  • Do the laundry
  • A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
  • Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
  • Hi. What’s your name?
  • Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
  • So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
  • 1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
  • Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
  • I like to hibernate during the winter
  • 50 Cent started rapping in 1996
  • Timmy asks his Father how politics work
  • Teacher gift
  • What comes after a sextillion.
  • My son walked in with a rock in his hand
  • My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
  • An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
  • The doctor says I have ADHD
  • A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
  • The secret to a conflictless marriage
  • There is something I don’t understand about 69
  • A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
  • A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
  • When do horses eat the most?
  • Confucius say…
  • An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
  • What was the quiet pooper’s motto?
  • Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
  • What US military branch is the most patriotic?
  • Why is a car ferry like a condom?
  • Knock knock
  • Doing the Laundry (true story)
  • A Scottish soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemist shop.
  • A software tester walks into a bar.
  • Do you have an acronym for TESLA?

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