The podiatrist, flipping through a magazine article titled “10 Signs You Might Be Developing Bunion Pain”, looks up and blinks. "Oh, hello there. What seems to be the problem?" The moth flutters…
Category: Wife
A guy throws up on himself after getting too drunk….
He turns to his friend Jay outside the bar after cleaning himself up "Jay, my wife is going to kill me, I told her I wouldn't get drunk!!" "Hey, I got you,…
A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife…
"Honey, I want you to go to the bank and withdraw everything from my checking and saving accounts. All $5 million. Then take the cash, put it in a sack, and put…
An Oldie About a Quick Thinker
Two US businessmen are on a plane and are seated beside each other. After a while they strike up a conversation to help pass the time. Their talk turns to their impressions…
The Pain of Childbirth
A husband and wife are having a discussion. Being very comparative and needing analogies, the husband asks his wife what the pain of childbirth was like for her. The wife pauses to…
My wife, unlike a lot of other women really likes anal.
I wish she wouldn't ask that often because it's getting really hard to walk Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Toilet Training Trauma”: Joke Poo: Toilet Training Trauma…
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes…
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it.
So I bought her a candle. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Curse My boss, a wizened librarian, warned that if…
My wife was on a righteous rant…
about kids these days and whatnot, when she suddenly stops and says, "well, do you want any wine or what?" I looked at her, a bit puzzled, when she explains, "Oh, I…
Hammerless Homocides
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…