A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage. A friend asked, "How is that even possible?" The husband explained, "It all started during our honeymoon when we…
Category: Wife
As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”
"Hurry, driver!" I exclaimed. "Her contractions are getting closer together!" Joke Poo: The Coffee Order As the barista furiously steamed milk, the customer wailed, “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the foam!…
A boy turns to his grandfather and says “I bet you $20 I can put that earthworm back in the hole it just crawled from”
The grandfather laughs and says "the worm is much too wriggly and the hole is far too small, but sure, I'll take your bet". The boy runs inside the house and returns…
My wife says I never listen
… or something like that. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “My wife says I never listen…” joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Therapist My dog’s therapist says…
Dad shocked
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me…
Free Sex with Fill-Up!
A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Liam pulled in, filled his tank and asked…
Three weeks after the wedding the wife is calling her mom sobbing over the phone.
“Mom, I don’t know what to do. We just had a huge fight.” “It’s perfectly normal, honey. All newlywed couples go through something like this. You just need to admit to your…
[NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for…
A Chinese man and woman gets married
As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets. "What's wrong?" the husband asks. The wife replies "I'm just nervous. This…
When I got married, I was always so incompetent about everything around the house.
Cleaning, gardening, mowing the lawn.Finally, my wife asked me, "Honey, why can't you do anything right? Why are you always so incompetent?" I told her the truth. I said, "Honey, it makes…