My granddad said "It's going to be horrendous on the roads this weekend, snow is forecast". "Tell me something I don't know" I replied. "I can get my whole fist up your…
Category: Wife
My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
"Are we expecting guests?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much fucking bread?" Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My neighbor returned from the garden center with six…
Drinking buddies
Two friends were having their regular drink (or few). The first one says, "I don't know what to do. Every time after our drinks, I sneak into the house as quiet as…
How did Alan Greenspan answer his wife when she asked him “do these jeans make me look fat?”
He looked her up and down, cleared his throat, and said: "While there are indications of some unanticipated expansion, I want to caution that the underlying fundamentals appear sound. We must, however,…
George staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Henry.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he…
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….
So Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar
and doesn't Joke Poo: Pavlov’s Dog Walks Into a Bookstore Pavlov’s dog walks into a bookstore… and drools incessantly at the ding of the security alarm. Okay, let’s break down this Schrödinger’s…
The hardest things to say in life…
I'm sorry I was wrong Worcestershire sauce Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Unfortunate Bathroom Graffiti The most regrettable things to see written on a…
Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….
Threesome.
My wife and I have had a long running discussion about having a threesome and I finally wore her down last week. I am really excited about it and when she gets…