After a few weeks convinced her to bury it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Compost Heap”: Title: Compost Heap My neighbor was so…
Category: Wife
My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last.
Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. We really make a night of it. He goes on Tuesdays…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.
After he got it, he took the olive out and put it on the napkin. Then he ordered another and did the same thing. After a couple of hours, he had a…
My wife started doing black magic on dolls. I said, “This is nonsense.”
She handed me one and said, “Whatever you do to it, you’ll feel on yourself — same force, same spot.” I punched the doll in the face. A second later, I felt…
A man is trying to remember the name of a restaurant from his childhood, so he visits his elderly father.
After a few seconds of quiet thinking, his father says, "What's the name of that beautiful flower with the thorns? The kind that are all over on Valentines Day." "A rose?" his…
The husband leans over and asks his wife…
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we made whoopee, over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern, you leaned against the back…
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I’d been shopping with my friends all day and figured he was upset I was running a bit late — but…
ARTI the hitman
A man walks into the pub and the barman looks at him and says "you okay John, you looked really pissed off?" "No" John replied "I've had a guts full of my…
A man gets called to the hospital where his wife has been laying in a coma for a few months…
The doctors pull the husband aside and say, "Your wife’s been unresponsive for months… but we’ve noticed something unusual. During sponge baths, her brain activity spikes whenever we clean… a certain area."…
A husband and wife were grocery shopping.
He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them…