"Any idea what's wrong with it?" she asked. "Yeah," I replied, "it probably got married. " I guess sleeping on the sofa today Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo:…
Category: Wife
Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father…
My wife always zones out when I try to talk at length about ancient civilizations.
She says I just Babylon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your ancient civilization joke: Joke Poo: The Potting Shed My husband always loses focus when I start…
A man received the following text from his neighbor.
“I am so sorry, Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I’ve been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more…
The good news about erectile dysfunction is that it can be cured by diet and exercise.
The bad news is trying to get your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Stool Softener The good news about chronic constipation is that it can be cured by diet…
My wife caught me when I was masturbating.
Never doing that on a ladder again. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My dog caught me while I was practicing my ventriloquism. Never doing…
I bought my new wife a full set of cookery subscriptions for her birthday to help her learn to cook properly.
A month later she bought me a porn movie for my birthday. Original Joke: I bought my new wife a full set of cookery subscriptions for her birthday to help her learn…
Bill wakes up with a monster hangover.
He cracks open one eye and sees a glass of water and two aspirins on the bedside table. His clothes? Clean and pressed. The house? Spotless. He heads to the kitchen –…
A loud pounding on the door awakened a man and his wife at 3 AM
The man got up and found a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. “Not a chance,” said the husband. “It’s 3:00 in the morning!” He slammed the…
car accident
While driving, I swerved to avoid a dog, lost control, and fell into a ditch. As I crawled out, all dirty and scratched, a beautiful woman stopped her car and asked, “Are…