She’s a 9, I’m a 5 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My dog and I are a “retrieve” team. He…
Category: Wife
Two married marine biologists have a competition.
They want to see which one of them can discover a new species first. After much searching, the wife finally manages to find a new species before her husband. She decides to…
A businessman calls up and asks the housekeeper if he can talk to his wife.
"Señor, it breaks my heart to have to tell you this, but your wife is right now engaged in making passionate love with your best friend." "What?! They're doing what?! Listen, I…
My wife and I used to have a fantastic sex life.
Then we met. Original Joke: My wife and I used to have a fantastic sex life. Then we met. Joke Poo: My Credit Score My credit score and I used to have…
A farmer has been farting a lot.
He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…
A man & his wife are flying…
A man & his wife are flying in a 4-engine jumbo jet to vacation in the Bahamas. Soon after they depart the captain comes on the intercom and says "Good day ladies…
My son was just born, and another dad at the nursery, congratulated me, and said his daughter was born yesterday said maybe they’ll marry each other someday.
Sure, only if my son is into marrying someone twice his age…yeah right! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled… well, titled “Joke Poo.” Joke Poo My dog just…
Married couple
discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon. "Well medication is not helping so we would have to operate. You have 3 options" "We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle. Level 1 surgery…
For the first time, Viagra ads are now targeting women.
But the women aren’t too happy with Viagra’s new slogan, "Maybe It’s You." Joke Poo: Tampon Ads For the first time, Trojan is now targeting women with their new tampon ads. But…
I often tell my wife she looks like Charlize Theron in her Oscar winning performance.
Thank god she still hasn’t look that one up. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I often tell my dog he reminds me of Lassie…