She told me she’d prefer it if I won silver. Apparently she’d prefer it if I came second for a change …. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off Bluff I told my husband that…
Category: Wife
I told my wife that if sex was an Olympic sport I’d win a Gold medal..
In the singles division.. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo I told my dog that if begging for food…
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to the bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says…
Just Fred!
A FLORIDA Highway Patrol officer stops a man on a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the…
Two guys are talking…
Two good friends, Dave and Brian were talking one evening. Dave mentioned he’s been reading a lot lately. So Brian asked “Oh yeah? What’s your favorite book?”. “50 Shades of Grey, no…
Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking
Husband: It must've gotten married. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking. Husband: It must’ve gotten married. New Joke (Joke Poo): Therapist: My ventriloquist dummy has stopped…
My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched.
28 Years Later Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Original Joke: My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched. 28 Years…
A man foolishly asked his wife why she kept staring out of the window.
Taking a very deep breath she replied, "I'm really fed up with the state of Mrs Brown's blinds. Mrs Perkins' aren't much better. And that Mrs Lewis – scruffy cow. Look at…
A sticky situation.
A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…
I came back home from work one day, and was greeted by my wife wearing sexy lingerie. She handed me some lacy ties, and said in a low erotic voice: “Tie me up to bed, and do whatever you want.”
So I did… and went golfing. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off I came back home from filming Great British Bake Off one day, and was greeted by Prue Leith wearing a sequined jumpsuit….