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Little Billy nightly prayers

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

One night the dad was listening to little Billy say his nightly prayers " God Bless Momma, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, bye-bye grandpa" Not thinking anything about it, he goes…

From an elderly ladies friend group.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

A doctor had a row with his wife over breakfast and his parting shots before going to the surgery was "and you’re no good in bed." After an hour or so at…

“Doc, you’ve got to help me! …

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

"… I'm 94 years old. I just married a gorgeous 28-year-old lingerie model. She's a great cook. She keeps the house spotless. She only ever says nice things to me. And every…

An Irish girl fall in love with a Greek man

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Her mother and father are not entirely happy with this, but they can see that the two are truly in love and want the best for them. Before the two go on…

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife…

The easy part of curing erectile dysfunction is diet and exercise.

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

The hard part of curing erectile dysfunction is convincing your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Art Critic The easy part of writing a scathing art critique is flowery language…

An older couple were lying in bed one night.

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached…

I was digging in the backyard and I found gold. I ran inside to tell my wife

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

But then I remembered why I was digging in the first place Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Cat Litter Edition I was scooping the cat litter box and I found…

An older couple consult with a family doctor about their sex life

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

They ask the doctor if they can have sex in front of him, and see if there is anything wrong with their health or their performance. The old couple make love, in…

A man walks into a bar…

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs

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