One night the dad was listening to little Billy say his nightly prayers " God Bless Momma, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, bye-bye grandpa" Not thinking anything about it, he goes…
Category: Wife
From an elderly ladies friend group.
A doctor had a row with his wife over breakfast and his parting shots before going to the surgery was "and you’re no good in bed." After an hour or so at…
“Doc, you’ve got to help me! …
"… I'm 94 years old. I just married a gorgeous 28-year-old lingerie model. She's a great cook. She keeps the house spotless. She only ever says nice things to me. And every…
An Irish girl fall in love with a Greek man
Her mother and father are not entirely happy with this, but they can see that the two are truly in love and want the best for them. Before the two go on…
There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”.
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife…
The easy part of curing erectile dysfunction is diet and exercise.
The hard part of curing erectile dysfunction is convincing your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Art Critic The easy part of writing a scathing art critique is flowery language…
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached…
I was digging in the backyard and I found gold. I ran inside to tell my wife
But then I remembered why I was digging in the first place Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Cat Litter Edition I was scooping the cat litter box and I found…
An older couple consult with a family doctor about their sex life
They ask the doctor if they can have sex in front of him, and see if there is anything wrong with their health or their performance. The old couple make love, in…
A man walks into a bar…
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender…