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Buck was having a tough time with his pig farm

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

His pigs just weren't breeding. One day, his friend Chucky stopped by. After a quick chat, Chucky recommended, "This natural breeding thing doesn't work anymore! You have to try artificial insemination on…

Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

She wanted her man to come into money. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a different premise and punchline:…

A traveller once visited a small village in the countryside.

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied. The local…

Across the street

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

The wife noticed that her husband was continually flirting with the gorgeous young woman who had recently moved into a house across the street. One night, she awoke to find that he…

A man with two black eyes walks into a bar

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

And asks the bartender for a strong drink. As he's making the drink, the bartender asks the man what happened. "It was my wife's birthday yesterday, and I told her I bought…

“Sorry I’m late home”

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said as I arrived back from work. “Some guy lost a $100 bill in Home Depot.” “Were you helping him look for it?” asked my wife. “No, I was standing on…

What’s an F-150 and hitting on my brother’s ex wife have in common?

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

They’d both be half-ton pick ups. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Data Dump What do a poorly secured corporate server and…

Lottery

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man asked his wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied: "I'd take half and leave you". "Great" he said, "I won $12, here is $6. Bye!"…

An man from Alabama, his sister, his mother and his wife walk into a bar.

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Both of them order a beer. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the original: Joke Poo: The Potluck Predicament An AI chatbot, its training dataset, its sentiment analysis module, and its…

My wife is brilliant. She never says no to a shag, has great tits and even swallows.

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

But I have to say, her bird collecting has gone far enough Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke, titled "Doggy Dilemma": Title: Doggy Dilemma My…

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  • I hate charging my electric car.
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