The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…
Category: Wife
Pete’s headache
The mayor of a local town calls his friend John who owns a factory. "Listen John, we all know that Pete in our town isn't the brightest lamp but it's a shame…
A husband and wife were married for 25 years.
They were famous for fighting constantly, and generally disliking each other. On their 26th wedding anniversary the husband had a heart attack and died. A few days later his widowed wife walked…
Three women convince their goofy husbands to go to clown college for a year.
The men go off, graduate, and return, and now the women are gossiping about it over tea. The first woman sets her tea down, sighs, and says, "It's horrible. Ever since my…
I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.
She asked; what’s a matta baby? Nothing, I said. What’s a matter with you, baby? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: The AI Assistant…
There was a Redheaded man, a Bald Man and a Blonde man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redheaded man said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off…
A masochistic man fell for a sadistic woman
He loved her so much because every day she would haul off and punch him in the face. After 50 years of happiness, he contracted a fatal disease and was given two…
On a visit to his parents’ house, a young man
was asked by his mother to set the table for dinner. When he opened the refrigerator, he saw taped to the inside of the door a picture of a scantily-dressed, super slim…
My wife says I ruined her birthday.
Which is impossible! I didn't even know it was her birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, keeping the spirit of the original but twisting the elements: Joke Poo:…
Before I married her, I took my wife on 8 dates and on the 9th we went to the cinema.
Our dates were dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN Joke Poo: Before the Gig Before I started managing him, I took the aspiring comedian on 8 open mics, and…