After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…
Category: Wife
Three cowboys, one campfire, and a whole lot of testosterone…
Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when…
The other day my neighbor gave me permission to come into her yard.
Then she got all mad because I did it from my side of the fence. Joke Poo: The Remote Exam The professor gave us permission to use any resources we wanted on…
I first met me wife in unisex bathroom. She was in one cubicle and I was in the next…..
It was love at first shite Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "The IT Upgrade": The IT Upgrade I first encountered our new AI assistant during a system-wide…
You know you’re in a redneck church when…
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the…
I was digging in the garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden. Joke Poo: The Litter Box Surprise I was cleaning the litter…
My wife and I have decided not to have children.
If anybody wants them, they can pick them up from the front lawn. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor and I My neighbor and I have decided not to water…
A guy sees a sign in a bar window looking for a piano player.
So he goes in and says he'd like to try out. The owner tells him, "There's the piano. Let's hear what you got." The guy plays a haunting, soulful melody that is…
A man died from viagra overdose
It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…