The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…
Category: Wife
My pregnant wife just had another ultrasound.
Or, as she calls it: "Connecting with her inner child". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Title: Data Dump My programmer boyfriend just finished debugging our…
My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.
Inside was list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm My AI…
I told my wife I have “windchill dick”
It’s 4 inches but it feels like 9! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Digital Footprint I told my boss I’m experiencing “digital…
One spelling mistake can ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife "I'm having a great time. I wish you were her." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Accidental Autocorrect”: Joke Poo: Accidental Autocorrect One…
Two guys are playing a round of golf behind two women,
the women are playing really slow, so they decided to ask if they can play through. The first guy approaches the women, gets halfway then turns around and hurries back to his…
Man on his deathbed
Motions his wife closer and whispers, “I want you to wait 6 months after I’m gone and then marry George”. Wife responds, “Marry George? I thought you hated George”! And, with his…
A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.
They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…
No divorce is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight 50:50
between the ex-wife and the ex-mother-in-law. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Potty Parity No clogged toilet is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight…
Years ago, my wife would get all hot and bothered at the sight of me.
Now she's just bothered (I just made this up. Let me know if someone beat me to it) Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Board…