"What did she say?" "nothing" "So she wasn't my wife" Joke Poo: The Silent Landlord "Hey, I saw your landlord in the lobby today." "Oh yeah? Did he finally say anything about…
Category: Wife
A man went into a large department store.
He nervously walked up to the woman behind the counter of the ladies lingerie section, and with a soft voice, said to her, "Excuse me madam, I'd like to buy a bra…
My wife told me she can’t find the new Shakespeare documentary on any streaming service.
"Hunny, it must be on Tubi or not Tubi" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Physics Professor My student…
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown pagliacci is in town tonight! Go and…
Headstone problems
His wife having passed away a Yorkshireman went to the local monumental mason in order to acquire a suitable headstone in time for the funeral. The mason asked for suggestions regarding a…
An elderly couple in Downeast Maine are in bed one night when the old man wakes up and realizes his wife has passed away…
So he calls up his son and says, “Son, I need you to come down and give me a hand, your mother’s gone.” The son comes over, and together they lift her…
A man and his wife decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by going out to dinner at an expensive restaurant.
After wishing each other 'Happy Anniversary', they ordered their food, and when it arrived, the husband said to his wife, “Our food is here and looks great! Let’s eat!” His wife quickly…
A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas
They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and…
A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.
John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The…