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“Hey, I met your wife in town yesterday”.

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

"What did she say?" "nothing" "So she wasn't my wife" Joke Poo: The Silent Landlord "Hey, I saw your landlord in the lobby today." "Oh yeah? Did he finally say anything about…

A man went into a large department store.

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

He nervously walked up to the woman behind the counter of the ladies lingerie section, and with a soft voice, said to her, "Excuse me madam, I'd like to buy a bra…

My wife told me she can’t find the new Shakespeare documentary on any streaming service.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Hunny, it must be on Tubi or not Tubi" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Physics Professor My student…

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown pagliacci is in town tonight! Go and…

Headstone problems

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

His wife having passed away a Yorkshireman went to the local monumental mason in order to acquire a suitable headstone in time for the funeral. The mason asked for suggestions regarding a…

An elderly couple in Downeast Maine are in bed one night when the old man wakes up and realizes his wife has passed away…

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

So he calls up his son and says, “Son, I need you to come down and give me a hand, your mother’s gone.” The son comes over, and together they lift her…

A man and his wife decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by going out to dinner at an expensive restaurant.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

After wishing each other 'Happy Anniversary', they ordered their food, and when it arrived, the husband said to his wife, “Our food is here and looks great! Let’s eat!” His wife quickly…

A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and…

A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice

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