The starter tells him there is another single so if it's ok he's going to pair them up. The two are really enjoying each other's company when the first golfer asks what…
Category: Wife
After 20 years of marriage, she finally turned on the lights…
A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they had sex, the husband insisted on turning off the lights. The wife found it silly, but she respected his wish. However,…
I dated a blind girl for a while.
It was rewarding but challenging. It took me ages to get her husband's voice just right. Joke Poo: I Babysat a Deaf Kid I babysat a deaf kid once. It was exhausting…
What’s that?
A kindergarten teacher was holding up pictures of animals for her class to identify. All went well until she held up a picture of a deer. No response. "It's what your mommy…
My wife struggle to tell the difference between a crow and a raven. I tell her it’s easy because a crow has 4 pinion feathers and a raven has 5.
It’s a difference of a pinion. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems My husband struggles to tell the difference between a toddler and a puppy when…
My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.
It really bugs me. Joke Poo: My Dog Keeps… My dog keeps burying tiny squeaky toys in my garden. It really bugs me. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Key Elements: Premise: A…
Karate Dog
A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…
The therapist said my wife and I were both right ….
So, we left. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the joke: Joke Poo: The Programmer The compiler said my code and I were both right… So, it ran. Alright, let’s break…
Damn Fish
One day a priest is walking through town when he hears a young man yelling "Damn Fish, come get your damn fish'. The priest, surprised at the young mans language in the…
What stores do stormtroopers go to?
They'll hit up anything but Target. Joke Poo: Original Joke: What stores do stormtroopers go to? They’ll hit up anything but Target. Joke Poo: What kind of coffee do dentists avoid? Anything…