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A guy goes to the golf course to play as a single

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

The starter tells him there is another single so if it's ok he's going to pair them up. The two are really enjoying each other's company when the first golfer asks what…

After 20 years of marriage, she finally turned on the lights…

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they had sex, the husband insisted on turning off the lights. The wife found it silly, but she respected his wish. However,…

I dated a blind girl for a while.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was rewarding but challenging. It took me ages to get her husband's voice just right. Joke Poo: I Babysat a Deaf Kid I babysat a deaf kid once. It was exhausting…

What’s that?

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A kindergarten teacher was holding up pictures of animals for her class to identify. All went well until she held up a picture of a deer. No response. "It's what your mommy…

My wife struggle to tell the difference between a crow and a raven. I tell her it’s easy because a crow has 4 pinion feathers and a raven has 5.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s a difference of a pinion. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems My husband struggles to tell the difference between a toddler and a puppy when…

My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It really bugs me. Joke Poo: My Dog Keeps… My dog keeps burying tiny squeaky toys in my garden. It really bugs me. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Key Elements: Premise: A…

Karate Dog

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…

The therapist said my wife and I were both right ….

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

So, we left. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the joke: Joke Poo: The Programmer The compiler said my code and I were both right… So, it ran. Alright, let’s break…

Damn Fish

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day a priest is walking through town when he hears a young man yelling "Damn Fish, come get your damn fish'. The priest, surprised at the young mans language in the…

What stores do stormtroopers go to?

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

They'll hit up anything but Target. Joke Poo: Original Joke: What stores do stormtroopers go to? They’ll hit up anything but Target. Joke Poo: What kind of coffee do dentists avoid? Anything…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.

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