She said I go every year and she wanted to see what was so great that I kept coming back to hunt, year after year. I taught her how to operate and…
Category: Wife
My wife asked if I would pick up 5 gallons of paint at the hardware store
I said – of course, that's on my bucket list Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the paint joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo My toddler asked if I…
A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
He said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull…
In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
A man and his wife were deeply in love, always holding hands, on the couch, on the bed, in public and in private. They expressed their feelings through this simple action for…
Prayer
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” Husband…
The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
Tom is given a gun and taken to a door. “Inside this room,” the CIA agent says, “you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!” Tom replies, “You can’t…
A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me…talking to the wine." Joke Poo: The Compost Confession A gardener is kneeling in their vegetable patch, shoveling compost, when…
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must…
Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
The following day I wish her a Happy After-birthday and she calls me a sick bastard. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Data’s Delicate Dance": Title: Data’s Delicate Dance…